Heidi and Spencer Pratt: I’m An Author…?

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt just won’t quit.

After getting into a huge squabble with Al Roker earlier this week, now the newlyweds have announced that they are working on a book about how to become famous.

In a recent interview with Access Hollywood, the attention-seeking couple spilled about their upcoming plans to pen a book. Heidi said, “We have a book coming out. We co-wrote this book. It’s going to be a life-changing book to civilization.”

Spencer’s response? “Very good quote. Thank you Heidi.”

He added, “It’s a ‘How To’ guide, something that Heidi and I specialize in. We’ve been working on this book for the last two years, you know, all of our strategies and things that we have learned through the ropes of—let’s say —pop culture.”

They wouldn’t dish out any more details, but Heidi said, “We love sharing, we’re team players. You just have to buy the book.”

TV shows, rap songs, music videos, dry shampoo lines, books…what’s next? Please make it stop!