Amy Winehouse: When You Care Enough To Send the Very Beast
What do you get the junkie who has everything? Don’t ask us, but whatever it is, soon you’ll be able to wrap it in Amy Winehouse wrapping paper.
And include an Amy Winehouse greeting card with it.
British newspaper the Sun reports that Winehouse’s publishers and record label have come up with a line of wrapping paper and greeting cards inspired by the much-troubled “Rehab” singer’s work.
Word is that “Rehab”-inspired wrapping paper will be the first to hit store shelves, followed closely by “Back to Black” and “You Know I’m No Good” greeting cards.
“The first item in the Winehouse range will be wrapping paper with the chorus of ‘Rehab’ emblazoned all over it,” a source tells the paper. “The Amy-branded cards are classy too. ‘You Know I’m No Good’ is best for heartfelt apologies and ‘Back To Black,’ with an appropriate wreath, will be the respectful response to a bereavement.”
Wow. What’s next—Courtney Love party piñatas?
Actually, that might not be such a bad idea…