It’s On: Robert Pattinson Vs. Chuck Norris!
Well, of course we HAD to ask the obvious questions about the seemingly invisible Chuck Norris and our favorite sparkly vampire Edward Cullen:
Who smells better? “Robert Pattinson…he smells like heaven.”
Who has a better beard? “You gotta go Chuck Norris with the beard. Nothing beats that thing.”
Who looks better in tight jeans? “That becomes a matter of taste at that point because you can’t beat Walker in a tight pair of pants, but Rob… I guess I gotta go with Rob [laughs].”
Who’d win in a fight? “I have to go with Edward Cullen, although you know Walker was pretty invincible, but I don’t think that Walker’s fractured slow-mo could save him against Edward. In fact, in real life Rob’s no slouch in the ring. He could take somebody, but Chuck, I don’t quite think so.”
Now, have your say in our poll and the comments section: Who’d win in a fight, Edward Cullen or Chuck Norris?