Miley Cyrus Declares Single Status, Describes Bowel Movements on Twitter

Miley Cyrus Declares Single Status, Describes Bowel Movements on Twitter-photo

Sorry, Niley fanatics; despite all the rumors, it appears that Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas are not dating.

And that might be a very good thing for him.

The Hannah Montana star took to her Twitter account to declare that she's unattached on Sunday—and to offer a very TMI message.

"I am lovinggg being single :) life is so carefree!!!," Cyrus Tweeted this afternoon. "Spending the day enjoying Sonic, Music, @mommytish, and the beautiful sun in Savannah."

But apparently, her day became a little less carefree shortly afterward—though not for romantic reasons.

"Just let one stanky thing looooosee!!!" Cyrus tweeted at songwriter Claude Kelly, with whom she'd dined earlier. "Ewwwww vegan poopy nasstyy."

Uhh, OK, then. When we say we want the inside poop on your life, that's not exactly what we meant, Miley.

And hey, everybody; don't forget to follow Celebuzz on Twitter. We promise, we won't get too personal.

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  • niley love2
    niley love2

    i love niley but i don't love nelena because selena love david they give delena

  • +=+++=
    +=+++=

    I wish she would date nick again soon! They are so cute together! are you dumb she belongs with joe jonas!!!!!!!

  • nickjlover
    nickjlover

    nick should be with selena or wit me not you sluty bitch miley f*ck u and get a life plus go to hell i hate you

  • allmun12
    allmun12

    nick should be with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! f*ck you miley cyrus!!!!

  • nc101
    nc101

    Go Miley lol

  • jen
    jen

    why the hell is it different for a celeb to be silly like that? jeez I hate gossipers!

  • jjbaulikki
    jjbaulikki

    Ship it

  • jessss
    jessss

    So she feels the need to describe the smell of some dude's BM, and that makes her classy....HOW?!!? I don't remember ever saying it was classy? :P

  • NileyLover
    NileyLover

    Oh please miley , I hope Niley is still on. She just tweeted that "We will lie under different stars.I am where I am and you're where you are." Woke up at 4 a.m. for no other reason than I miss you." wasnt that screamed NIck?

  • catzilla
    catzilla

    So Nick's available then huh? :o)

  • mc90046
    mc90046

    it was funny at first when i read it on twiter but common this is not news for celebuzz some of her twits are cool but not to be shown at this kind of web sites.

  • Viktoria
    Viktoria

    She have written on her myspace that she love her boyfriend!

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    Yes, because it wasn't her. It was the dude...haha So she feels the need to describe the smell of some dude's BM, and that makes her classy....HOW?!!?

  • jessss
    jessss

    And that makes things BETTER?!!? Yes, because it wasn't her. It was the dude...haha

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    Wow, these people can't read. She wasn't saying she did it! She said "@claudekelly just let one stanky thing looooosee!!! Ewwwww vegan poopy nasstyy" And that makes things BETTER?!!?

  • Toya
    Toya

    True Oh so Miley was not the one who used the bathroom it was the Claudekelly person that makes sense. Celebuzz for once get your facts straight you are so full of crap.

  • stef
    stef

    a little while after she said she was single she also said Why do I listen to songs that make me cry? Even better question, why do I listen to songs that make me miss you? that could be about nick :S. i really hope there still together i love niley :)

  • jessss
    jessss

    Wow, these people can't read. She wasn't saying she did it! She said "@claudekelly just let one stanky thing looooosee!!! Ewwwww vegan poopy nasstyy"

  • toya
    toya

    Miley I Love you but please don't tweet about such private things because you know the media will try to tare you down. Stay blessed girl

  • Pops Warner
    Pops Warner

    Way to kill any fantasizing about your freshness, Miley! Tip for future "tweets?" Don't talk about dropping a stinky three-coil toilet anaconda in the future. Boys don't like to hear about that kind of guff.

  • Alex
    Alex

    eww TMI!

  • xavier
    xavier

    it was funny at first when i read it on twiter but common this is not news for celebuzz some of her twits are cool but not to be shown at this kind of web sites.

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    i think claud kelly is a girl! LOL WUT?

  • dina
    dina

    i think claud kelly is a girl!

  • dina
    dina

    I wish she would date nick again soon! They are so cute together!

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