Khloe Kardashian: Totally Not Engaged!

Calm down, guys; you might still have a chance with Khloe Kardashian after all.

Though rumors have spread across the Internet like an out-of-control wildfire about Khloe’s supposed engagement to San Diego Chargers linebacker Shaun Phillips, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians beauty has declared that it’s just not so on her official Web site.

“I was just got off the plane in LA from NYC and I had all these texts and voicemails asking if I was engaged to Shaun Phillips,” Kardashian writes. “The answer to that is a definite NO!!!!! I seriously could not stop laughing!”

In fact, Khloe claims, she’s not even dating the guy. Kardashian does, however, say that she’s been friends with Phillips “for a few years now” and that they “hang out all the time,” dining and working out together.

“But the thought of dating him is so weird LOL,” Kardhasian asserts.

So if their relationship is so gosh-darn platonic, where did anyone get the idea that they’re heading for a wedding?

“It’s so funny because it’s totally our fault that this all started because we were twittering about our date night, but of course it got twisted into an entirely different story,” Kardashian admits.

Darn you, Twitter!

Let us know in the comments section: Which celebrity do you think would make an ideal husband for Khloe Kardashian?