Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Total Dolls

Who wouldn’t want to arrange some playtime with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

Mattel is getting ready to roll out its Twilight Barbie dolls, which will hit store shelves on November 1—just in time for interest in the Twilight sequel New Moon to hit a fever pitch.

Featuring appropriately pale complexions, they’ll run you $25 each, which seems like a total bargain to us. The dolls’ clothes are also removable for some shirtless R-Pattz action because, let’s face it, you know you want to.

Let us know in the comments section: Are the Twilight Barbies a cool idea, or a crass commercialization of the Greatest Vampire Love Story of All Time?