Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Go Into TMI Overload

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Go Into TMI Overload-photo

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt just can't stop sharing with the public!

The Hills baddies dispense far too much information about their fabulous sex life in the September 2009 Playboy, which happens to sport a grime-encrusted, bikini-clad Montag on the cover.

After boasting that she experiences a mind-blowing 20 to 30 orgasms a day with her darling hubby Spencer, Montag goes on to detail just how much Pratt has enhanced her sex life.

"Before you, sex was just something that happened," Montag gushes to her spouse. "Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day."

Montag continues, "It makes me happy to see you happy. Like when we do it in the car."

But wait; pop a Pepto-Bismol and read on, there's more. Apparently, Speidi became proud members of the Mile-High Club on New Year's Eve, and of course they have to dish the deets on that experience.

"That was maybe the best experience I've ever had in my entire life...getting to fulfil the fantasy of all fantasies," Pratt enthuses. "The hardest part was, like, keeping quiet so the pilots wouldn't come back."

Excuse us, we're experiencing a bit of air sickness.

Let us know in the comments section: Should Heidi and Spencer work a little harder to keep their private life, you know, private?

 

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  • hiedih8r
    hiedih8r

    i used to love but not afta wat hapnd between her and lauren conrad i still cant bliv she chose a guy over her best frend!!!!!!!!!!! wat a slut!!

  • me
    me

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. wonder how many out of the 20 she fakes. ha ha ha

  • reneelucky7
    reneelucky7

    20 to 30 orgasms a day? He is using that plastic blow up doll alot-uh I mean wife.

  • tawmie
    tawmie

    Thats funny, I thought Heidi was a self proclaimed virgin before marriage? ............... Haha! Right! I remember that. Well both claims sounds ludicrous. Both the virgin one and the "20 to 30 orgasms a day" Gawd, could these people be more douchey?!?!

  • Matheus (from  Brazil)
    Matheus (from Brazil)

    I do not like Heidi's because the things she does in the series are ugly, plus I think is very beautiful, she is one of the most glamuroza characters in the series! I hate that boyfriend "Spencer" that, he is an evil character. I love the series "The Hills". A hello from your fan from Brazil, Matheus.

  • noah
    noah

    Do you honestly want people to hate you every minute of the day? Ouch, meanie. I'll just leave you with some words of wisdom my grandmother always shared with me: "Don't hate the player, hate the game."

  • dave
    dave

    hes the most entertaining man on tv

  • another thought
    another thought

    Ha!!! They are banned from being talked about on eonline -- maybe we can do the same here. They are self-promoting wanna-be celebs. Yuck!!! I highly doubt they even touch each other -- SP is gross - very creepy looking.

  • jessf123
    jessf123

    they seriously need to learn to keep things to themselves most celeberties keep their lives private, heidi should definately learn how to do that!! And she should learn from Kendra to be a little bit more humble because she is definately stuck up

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    Spencer is my personal hero. Long live the King. Do you honestly want people to hate you every minute of the day?

  • bethanypattinson
    bethanypattinson

    Spencer is my personal hero. Long live the King. You must be a player then! -------

  • noah
    noah

    Spencer is my personal hero. Long live the King.

  • bethanypattinson
    bethanypattinson

    A Complete waste of space!

  • SpencerPrattWillBeTheDownfallOfCivilization
    SpencerPrattWillBeTheDownfallOfCivilization

    I hope a Space Station toilet seat falls from the sky and crushes them both. Just like the pilot from the show Dead Like Me. Except, instead of becoming a sarcastic grim reaper who is surrounded with a quirky cast of friends, they just die horribly.

  • BethanyPattinson :)
    BethanyPattinson :)

    I hate spencer!

  • maori
    maori

    I wish all media and blogs would just ignore this pair of obnoxious media hungry brats. What must their parents think!

  • tromba
    tromba

    Douchebag & Douchebagette

  • 123
    123

    Thats funny, I thought Heidi was a self proclaimed virgin before marriage? ...............