Thank God for Katy Perry’s Breasts

By: Celebuzz / August 18, 2009

Sometimes the Lord works in mysterious ways. And at other times he works in obvious, and magnificent, and-jaw-dropping, ways.

Katy Perry reveals to British newspaper the Sun that her impressive chest endowment may have been due to the power of prayer.

“I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet,” the “I Kissed a Girl” singer reveals. “Eventually that request was granted.”

But while the Lord may giveth, upkeep has been up to Perry. The songbird reveals an interesting technique for making sure that her breasts don’t run amok in public.

“Every time before I go on stage, or go out where I know there will be a lot of press, I take a skipping rope and spend about ten minutes, fully clothed, skipping,” Perry reveals. “I look like Rocky. This way I can ensure that everything is firmly in place and I won’t have a wardrobe malfunction…Don’t want those boulders doing a show of their own.”

Speak for yourself, Katy.