Jon Gosselin Is a VIP, Y’all

Good thing Jon Gosselin doesn’t have to worry much about work these days, because his social calendar is chock-full.

Life & Style reports that the Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad enjoyed the VIP treatment at the Foxwoods Resort Casino in Mashantucket, Connecticut, on August 18, complete with his own VIP table and copious amounts of top-shelf vodka.

Oh, and judging from the pic, Big Daddy J-Goss—who attended sans girlfriend Hailey Glassman—had no shortage of female companionship.

This man is a love MACHINE!

“Jon went to Scorpion Bar and Shrine, where he ordered bottles of Grey Goose. He only allowed girls over to his table the whole night, and there were a lot of them,” snitches an eyewitness.

The witness continues, “t’s a very sexy, dark kind of nightclub after 11 o’clock. It’s Asian-themed, so there’s a lot red and couches everywhere. He had a blast.”

We bet he did!

Let us know in the comments section: What would you give to trade places with Jon Gosselin, just for a day?