Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Set to Have "Aggressive, Angry Sex"

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Set to Have

Good news, movie buffs! Script Shadow has reviewed the script for the upcoming Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis project Black Swan, and from the sound of things it's going to be plenty kinky.

"Can I just tell you why none of my review matters? Can I just tell you why my review is absolutely pointless? Because in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex," the review reads. "Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We're talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex. Yeah so...this movie is already on the must-see list of 2010."

Excuse us for a moment; we seem to have come down with a case of the vapors.

The movie, which is being directed by The Wrestler's Darren Aranofsky, focuses on a dancer with a New York ballet troupe, and the in-fighting and back-stabbing over the lead role in an upcoming production of Swan Lake.

Let us know in the comments section: Can the promise of a Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis sex scene make you go see a movie about ballet?

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  • yesyesyesyes
    yesyesyesyes

    yes i would do anything to see this i hope they rub honey on mila kunis then natalie licks every part of her body

  • Terri M.
    Terri M.

    Aggressive angry lesbian sex brought to you by Natalie Portman. Oh god yes.

  • Harvey
    Harvey

    What a headline

  • portmanswife
    portmanswife

    there.. is... a God

  • henrycurtis
    henrycurtis

    Yup.

  • Hle
    Hle

    Only if treated with a modicum of respect. But I expect not- this is hollywood, so one of them will end up dead and/or one of them is a murderer. Lesbians can't have happy relationships in media.

  • Liv
    Liv

    Must be made for men.

  • Natalie Fan
    Natalie Fan

    Will see opening day and a MUST OWN ON BLUE RAY.

  • Hawtalie Portman
    Hawtalie Portman

    I may just have to drive my car through a crowd of people to get to the front of the line to buy my ticket. On IMAX. In 3D.

  • Simon Rex
    Simon Rex

    On opening day.

  • snoogens
    snoogens

    A.B.S.O.L.U.T.E.L.Y.

  • WyP
    WyP

    Yes please. More hot angry lesbian sex