Celeb Bikini Bodies: Guess Who?! (PHOTOS)
Aug 25, 2009 at 7:10am
Think you know your celebrity bodies? It’s time to put your skills to the test!
Click through our gallery of celeb bikini photos and see if you can match the names to the bods!

































Jessica Alba.. I can recognize her body…
Kate Gosselin… she Had a tummy tuck… jajaja
TORI SPELLING, UGLY FROM HEAD TO TOE
Miley Smiley..;p
Britney Spears, i don’t like her son’s haircut..
I thought her body was perfect… Well then, you shouldn’t judge by the cover..
The foot wear has got to go -OR- she needs to take just one more step back for better picture clarity
Lets hope the strings did break or come loose for this shoot, the bikini has got to go.
Let me guess, she borrowed the swim suit from her great Aunt.
nice camel toe too! She’s Hot!!
it looks like even her camel toe needs to gain a bit of weight
LMAO….
ROFL! I laughed so hard at that! :D :D
The shoes again have got to go,
Let me guess! It fell off and the guests around her urged her to put it back on.
Gross :/
Courtney Love…
it’s Kelly Ripa for sure….she’s always mentioning she wishes she had an *Innie* insted of an *outie*
Okay, when your bellybutton casts a shadow, thats just wrong. She looks great except for that. Get it fixed!
Geri Halliwell
im jealous!
britney !!!
i am so hard rite now…those r some of th egreatest ive ever seen….d-d-d-d-dayum
nasty as hell….blah
dude wen u zoom in how can u not see her vag…dammit!!!!
big time camel toe…babe and a half…dayumm
thats not a camel toe thats her pubic bone. bitch needs to eat! nasty. thats why her boobs are saggy and nasty looking too. eat bitch! you look like an over tanned scrawny rat!
I totally agree with you, smartgirl.
She looks great! you are just jealous!
nu seee =S
asssssscooooooooooooooooooo
lindsay
britney
Fat Ass ugly woman
You wish, fool.
You obviously are a woman, gay, or dont have much sexual experience.
hater
This commenter is obviously a dark black woman. Ya’ll hate on light skins.
black people are each others own worst enemy. all this color bigotry is absurd. The comment was someone’s opinion of another’s look and you are the one who saw the need to bring up the dark skinned black vs. light skinned black distinction. It’s ridiculous. Move beyond color lines.
oh plz why does it have to b a dark skin black woman??? She could have been hot pink and she would still get people sayin this looks sleezy…which it does. I mean she might aswell have gone comando…thing looks like it wants to slip off as it is
Ugh… I’m a dark skin girl that like light skin girls. Well because… I was raised by one, my sister is one, and my lovely two nieces are too. So… it would dumb for me hate my own flesh and blood. Please think before you post some lame s**t again. FYI Most black families are like this. I bet you are not even black.
PS I think Amber Rose is gorgeous!
NO WEEE DONT
DARK DUDES GO FOR LIGHT HOES CAUSE THE COMPLEXI…. LOL….AND LIGHT SKIN DUDES… DARKIE’S….
leesa kayne west and amber rose are both black, so wtf are you on about;
A lot of dark skinned black girls hate on light skinned black girls… Not saying all of them do, it just seems to be a common prejudice. Leesa wasn’t saying she wasn’t black.
Clearly you all are some uneducated f*ggot libs to say such things… What the f*** “a dark black woman” I doubt it. Probably some skinny white ho who is jealous of melanin. Don’t burn this summer whities and for those of you who are equating black with ghetto and physique with ghetto please look at all the whities trying to get tans, fat lips, butt injections and whatever else they can so they will not look like milk or office paper.
okay so i didnt know that this was about the color of someones skin you fucking idiots. “dont burn this summer whities”? you are a complete moron lol. nobody gives a shit if she is dark i could give two shits what skin color she is unlike the rest of yall. its sad that even black people are prejudice against each other now a days. smh.e
sAD… THEY DON’T LOVE THEMSELVES…… sALVERY STILL … OPRESSED AZZ PEOPLE.. THATS WHY WE CAN’T GET NOWHERE
My My! Now someone sounds very Jealous of the whites, and Very PREJUDICE!!! Sounds like you are the one with the problem! Tell your problems to GOD, maybe he can help you out!!!
OK LUVNSISTAS, u dumb Onion thats right u probaby smell like a Onion! First of all u B#@#h ur soooo f***king jealous Obviously because ur nasty ass hates ur black skin, and mad ass hell cause WHITE PEOPLE can make there skin white or tanned or dark, also have natural diffrent color hair, also ares can be straight or curly, cause we got it like that B***h!!!!!!!!!!!! and some of the most famous ass is not black, like kim kardashian, jennifer lopez!!!! So stop being racist towards whites f***king hater….Im soooooooo damn sick of SOME Blacks crying racism!!! grow the hell up…..ur just mad cause ALL black men want white woman thats what it boils down too, so suck it up!
You lost me at ‘OK LUVINSISTAS’ you sound just as stupid as her with some of the things you said. * sighs* This race thing is sooo played out shame we can’t get passed it.
was thinking the sameeee thing.. they BOTH sound stupid !!! i really dont think that the first persons comment had anything to do with race, its about that okini no matter what color you are, just being distasteful.. ok well if she was on a private boat , ok then its none of no ones buisness, but its also the stupid paparazzi faiult for not letting anyone have any privacy wether white or black or purple wtf !! did she have a nice body ? hell yea she did !! but did she have to wear something like that if in public,, noooooooooo… but in private .. yesssssss…. so yea, this racist shit is really getting old wether it is black against white or white against black or blacks against blacks or whites against whites… one true thing is.. is all just comes down to jealousy.. and jealousy has nothing to do with color, it about someone being or having something that someone else wants !! and that my friends.. have nothing to do with color of skin so STOP MAKING IT OUT TO BE THAT !! people really just need to grow up, i bet it was young people who were talking like that too..
To my sad sister, you define your pathetic , sad , little racist life by your bitterness all women , not just white. If you go brush your teeth or tooth, your curse is just to look into your own eyes….maybe the prayers of others will touch your ugly mind.
Baaaahaaa haaa ” dumb Onion” thats great! I bet she is….haahhah
EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT RACE ON HERE IS JUST PLAIN IGNORANT!! Our generation is so f*ked it’s sad. Can you all believe we are REALLY sitting here saying “she’s probably black” “she’s probably white” WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER! Everyone should quit being on these media sites if we’re just gonna turn dumb and start this race sh*t again. Go read some current events… FYI if you did.. you would see we have a BLACK REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE! See what I’m saying? It doesn’t MATTER.. We need to stop putting color lines on everything!! Our generation needs to WAKE THE F*CK UP!
Wow you really should not talk about being uneducated! Did you proof read this message cause you should. Plus you prob should change a few things like your racial assumptions and poor ignorant attitude. I am a short slightly heavy white woman who was smart enough to wear sunscreen all Summer. I have a feeling you didnt….who’s the idiot! Honey there is all kinds of fake dont matter which color of the rainbow made you. In care you have’nt heard MILK does the body good
Why would a pure-bred be hatin on a mutt.
I doubt anyone is a “pure bred” these days! LOL
fat. fat ass? are you into grasshoppers then? or just gay as hell?
does my ass look big …………. yes it does u fatty
Anyone who thinks she’s fat is suffering from a slight case of insanity. Men who think her ass is too big need to keep their mouth shut because all they are doing is letting the world know how small their penis is.
Amber is a beautiful woman! Stop being shallow or post your best flick and see what the critics say…
This OLD LADY doesn’t went to quit.
As long as she stays away from that abomination of a woman Samantha Ronson.
CRACK HEAD – COCAINE JUNKIE
Super overrated.
She’s FAT, Disgusting and flat URLY.
Oh my word…she is not fat. A little thick, yes. But fat? No she’s not.
Overrated Nothing …
This has to be the most overrated DUMASS around..
Are you people jealous much?
She looks like she is at least 50.
Anorexic Waste !
eva mendes
selling those pancakes
i wish my booty looked like that
me too lol
amen me to sista me too
lollll :P
SHE IS NOT A CELEBRITY!!!!!!! SHe is an abonimation to mothers everywhere!!!!!!!!!
she is NOT a bad mother. Your kids are probably bratty little twits that will grow up to be selfish little junkies. Have fun.
Leesa, you are tearing me apart!!
She is a horrible mother! And my kids are wonderful. My son offered to work when I couldn’t because I was going through chemo. Thats what good parenting does.
she is such a horrible mom . I don’t why she is famous 4 having 8 kids ! no wonder she got dumped
On the contrary…this Gosselin person, much like you, is the epitome of why today’s youth are the toe-cheese of society. Mothers like you are too busy worshipping (un)reality TV and their characters like this Kate lady instead of being involved responsible parents. Any mother who is correctly raising their children shouldn’t even know of this Gosselin freak. And for anyone who IS aware of Kate Gosselin, then should know that she’s the single most God-awful worst example of a mother the world has ever witnessed. Any mother whose children aren’t her #1 priority doesn’t deserve to have them in the first place. What are you doing online, anyway??? Get off the computer and get your kids a glass of water!!!
Can you please explain to me what crawled up your ass and died in there? You are rude, condescending and vulgar. You said “Any mother who is correctly raising their children shouldn’t even know of this Gosselin freak.”… Really?? Any mother that is taking care of her children and grocery shopping or shopping in a CVS is going to have to stand in line and stare at those tabloids. You would have to be legitimately blind and deaf to never see or hear of her. She is everywhere. Get a grip, seriously. You then go on to say “And for anyone who IS aware of Kate Gosselin, then should know that she’s the single most God-awful worst example of a mother the world has ever witnessed. Any mother whose children aren’t her #1 priority doesn’t deserve to have them in the first place.”… Clearly you have not opened your front door and looked at some of the mothers on your block. There are mothers in normal society that are 10 billion times worse than she is and you are not sitting here knocking them. You never see them plastered all over tv and tabloids so you don’t realize how bad they are until they force feed their child to death and go to jail or until they rape their infatn son and get put in the paper. But, were you single handedly going around the world trying to talk to those people and telling people how bad they were? I doubt it. And those are the people that are causing way more damage than she is. I do not support taking fertility medicine just to guarantee you have multiples, especially in a financially unstable economy like they did. But, she has them and is stuck with them now. So, she put them on tv? Because she did so, they get money and they get to go to places that they would otherwise never be able to go because she can’t afford it. She isn’t the best mother, but until you live with her WITHOUT cameras and all the BS that is going on in the tabloids and tv shows, I don’t think you should point any fingers. “What are you doing online, anyway??? Get off the computer and get your kids a glass of water!!!”… Sorry, my child is in school. My house is clean and I will be waiting on the front step when she gets off the bus. I must be horrible too. Or would you like me to bring her a glass of water to school? Maybe I will try that, I’m sure that will make me look like the crazy over-bearing mom that can’t leave their child alone for 8 hours a day while they go to school and not a loving caring mom. I hope you don’t have children. I can not imagine what it would be like to be around you all the time with an attitude like yours. OH, and most people don’t like people calling their children “kids”. We call them children. Kid is kinda slang and rude.
obviously you aren’t a mother. I’m pretty sure your’s probably wasn’t even around from the way you hate on mom’s. Do us all a favor and go jump off a cliff because you are apparently an idiot and the world would be better if you were not in it.
She is a shitty mother who is mean to her kids/doesn’t pay attention to them (nanny does the job)/exploits them for money and fame. Cee You In Tee.
Abonimation? Can someone show me where that is in the dictionary?
It’s under “A”.
eeewwww, does she have boobs? she is so unporpotioned
I think they’re more pecs than anything
That’s just gross! Nothing sexy about her body at all!
she has no hips, what is with all these women not having curves like women are suppossed to? gross……women need curves, boobs and hips….from the ribs down she looks like a 12 year old
Hey dumb ass. You can’t get much healthier/toned than this! She’s not too skinny. Some women just aren’t curvy. If she gained weight she wouldn’t grow hips like beyonce. Get a clue!!!!
I agree tbxz :-D ….some women aren’t structurally made to have curvier hips….she’s got a naturally athletic body type, which I would love to have personally :-D …she’s definitely not skinny at all…it’s called “toned” people !
I have to agree with you. She would be a perfect 10 if her hip to waist ratio was more proportioned. She is still very beautiful.
So fuckin what she doesnt have hips??? I dont Im not built that way I cant help it.. No matter how much weight u gain u cant grow hips idiot!!! I can understand maybe being too big or thin but u cannot change ur natural bone structure
You dont have to be CURVY to have hips!
I am skinny (not scary skinny) I am in shape smaller waist yet big hips………..
HIPS are the bones not the fat…… no matter what i do i cant lose them
Tired of seeing all these posts where people are calling skinny girls fat, and you wonder why you see no girls here with curves. If these girls are fat what are curvey girls??
what did you just slam your hand down on the keyboard when you chose a name
eeeeewwwwwwww……I am sorry but anyone looks better 10 pounds overweight than 10 pounds underweight, or in here case about 25-30….
where is her ass crack? did they photoshop it out….where is it?
what a FAKE set…….
she is showing Leo that she can be king of the world too
She has quite the bush though
Gross, tasteless comment. Almost threw up in my mouth. Dude – respect
its a shadow dipstick.
Yeah, but what if the shadow is from her bush?
what are you people talking about!
agree
i think skinny and not too ripped is hot
that is nasty
Obviously Kate Gosselin.