Stephanie Pratt Says Heidi and Spencer Shouldn’t Start a Family

Here’s some exciting news, folks.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are thinking about starting a family of mini-Pratts. Can you just imagine?

Stephanie Pratt tells MTV that her 22-year-old sister-in-law is dying to have children, and the drama will all be captured on the upcoming season of The Hills, naturally.

“Heidi is the one with the baby fever; Spencer is not,” Stephanie says.

“Here’s the deal: Basically, Heidi got married…She’s like, ‘Thank you, God, for my marriage. What do I do?’ I really feel like she went to a bookstore and saw Newlyweds: The Wife’s Edition, and so now she’s like, ‘I still want to get a house with a white picket fence…and then probably a dog, and then we’ll move on to kids. And I want to take cooking lessons.'”

If anyone knows the attention-seeking stars, it’s Stephanie. And she doesn’t approve.

“I’m like, ‘You don’t have to do that,'” she said. “I keep telling her, ‘You don’t have to get a dog [either].’ A dog is a kid. They’re just too busy.”

Devoted readers, have your say in the comments section: Do you think Spencer and Heidi would be good parents?