Spencer Pratt Says, “King Me!’

Didn’t think it was possible to loathe Spencer Pratt any more than you already do?

Read on.

The Hills villain tells Us Magazine that he plans to legally change his name…to “King Spencer Pratt.”

“I’ve decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America,” Pratt proclaimed. “I nominate myself for that role.

Whatever, your highness. Or maybe “you high ass” is more appropriate.

Let us know in the comments section: If Spencer Pratt must change his name, what should he really change it to?