VIDEO: Zachary Quinto’s Captivating “Funny or Die” Performance

Who knew that Zachary Quinto was such a potty-mouth?

The Heroes and Star Trek actor stars in a new, obscenity-laden Funny or Die spoof, in which he plays a robber and hostage-taker who falls for his captive.

Will these two kids find lasting love in this crazy, mixed-up world? Check out the video (warning: NSFW language) and see.

And don’t forget to share your thoughts in the comments section: Is Hostage: A Love Story ha-ha, or nuh-uh?