Twilight Gets the Porn Treatment

Twilight Gets the Porn Treatment-photo

Finally, we'll get to see Edward Cullen and Bella Swan get it on and do the nasty!

Sort of.

Examiner reports that everyone's favorite vampire saga, Twilight, is getting the porn treatment. Frankly, we're surprised it took this long.

This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody will be released by Devil's Film on October 20, presumably to ride the wave of anticipation for the November 20 release of Twilight sequel New Moon.

Filling the role of Bella Swan will be Jenna Haze, who in addition to winning Female Performer of the Year at the 2009 AVN Awards has starred in such adult fare as Spunk'd 6, Load Warriors and This Ain't the Munsters XXX.

Sounds hot enough to raise the dead. Well, at least certain parts of them, anyway.

Let us know in the comments section: Who else would you like to see fill out the rest of the cast for This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody?

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  • Sara
    Sara

    UM okay LMAO

  • Carter
    Carter

    The Twilight and closet Twilight fans hate it. us Twilight Haters love it. but you gotta have Nick Manning as Jacob

  • chi82chi
    chi82chi

    i have mixed feelings about this. i love tilight and if it was robert paterson and tayor than i would be so ok with this but i just dont know that i can bring my self to wach this imatahon of the real thig that i really whant to see.

  • PattzCougar
    PattzCougar

    Oh god! Let us know where we can pick up our copy! This is hella funny.. I love the comments in here though; some are disgusted and some, like, are saying it's about friggin time! Hey go to any fanfic and some write porn fiction about Twilight.

  • stiffler
    stiffler

    Almost as good as"Buffy the Vampire Layer"

  • ???
    ???

    what a hell??????????????

  • kim
    kim

    all the ppl going eww or stealing ideas are just upset that twilight is going porn in making fun of the twilight thing. this will be better then the real thing. and omg i will be laughing my ass off.

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    this is DUTTY! they are gona ruin it

  • isabella
    isabella

    eeeew this is SO disgusting. -.-

  • Static
    Static

    I can't WAIT for this! I will swallow my disgust at the entire Twilight franchise and enjoy the sexed-up parody immensely :D

  • Meelie
    Meelie

    eeeew! seriously, that's disgusting :/

  • oh yes
    oh yes

    this is the greatest thing i have ever seen. i'll be sure to enjoy this one more then the real one ;)

  • cancer
    cancer

    This is so disgusting. I guess this porn film company is desperate to make money. To bad they have to use other people's ideas to get their own business in the headlines.

  • danaeliz
    danaeliz

    ewww gross...................................

  • mnm
    mnm

    the dude makes looks way way way way better then the rp dude i think this is funny, ha does the whole cast get the porn remake, b/c if it is just bella and edward whatever. but i still thank this is funny, porn not really my thing but i might have to check this out, just for a good laugh/

  • sidrex
    sidrex

    this has gone way to far

  • noah
    noah

    I hope to god Nick Manning is in this one. He's the best adult video actor since Paris Hilton.

  • chardiepatzy
    chardiepatzy

    this is just disgusting....riding the twilight bandwagon in a stupid way!

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