Paris Hilton Has Some Words of Wisdom for You
Fear not, people; the genius of Paris Hilton is being immortalized for the ages.
Reuters reports that the celebrity heiress is being included in the next edition of the Oxford Book of Quotations.
Are they including Hilton's catchphrase "That's hot" for the benefit of future generations?
Not quite; Hilton's contribution to the tome will be, "Dress cute wherever you go, life is too short to blend in."
Words to live by, indeed—and Paris couldn't be happier about her inclusion.
"So cool that I have a quote in the dictionary," Hilton Tweeted yesterday.
Yes, Paris. Yes, yes it is.
Let us know in the comments section: Why do you think it took so long for the Oxford Book of Quotations to get hip to the wisdom of Paris Hilton?