Jessica Simpson's Mutt Has Been Dog-Napped by a Coyote!

Jessica Simpson's Mutt Has Been Dog-Napped by a Coyote!-photo

Jessica Simpson is putting out an APB (All-Pooch Bulletin)!

The Dukes of Hazzard actress frantically tweeted last night that her beloved Malti-Poo (a maltese-poodle cross-breed; yes, it's a real thing) Daisy was abducted by a mean ol' coyote last night.

"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!" Simpson wrote. "We are searching. Hoping. Please help!"

While Simpson hasn't yet released a sketch of the suspect, he may be carrying a large box with the words "Acme Corporation" emblazoned on the side and muttering about the fact that he's a "super genius."

Anyone who has information on the whereabouts of Daisy is encouraged to contact findingmissdaisy@gmail.com.

 

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  • itsmelaura
    itsmelaura

    The way she describes it is hilarious. Like something out of a cartoon. I'm just glad I don't live in the USA, with such elevated coyote-crime. In all seriousness, though, I really feel for her. It must have been terrifying and heartbreaking for her to see her dog being attacked without being able to do anything about it.

  • rliberti
    rliberti

    My Heart goes out to Jessica I have the same Breed of Dog Daisy and my dog a Spitting image if each other! I had the Oppurtunity to meet Jessica in Chicago and i seen Daisey with her personal staff She was so cute. My best wishes to you Jessica may the Lord bring her to you safe and sound!

  • chichilavie
    chichilavie

    that malti-poo is totally in dog heaven.

  • triplehgirl
    triplehgirl

    u know this is a little doggy and a pet, sometimes a pet is all a person has. dont laugh or make fun of jessica s. b/c of this. i have coyotes and wolves and foxes all around where i live and a family member years back had a dog killed by a coyote. this ISNT FUNNY, IT'S A LITTLE ANIMAL. i wish jessica the best, but i think that her little dog isnt alive and i'm sorry, i would go crrazy if anything happened to my lil pet

  • musclesmarinara
    musclesmarinara

    I'm no zoologist, but I watch a ton of Animal Planet and I'm pretty sure that coyotes don't "kidnap" dogs. Last time I checked they maul, disembowel and EAT them. Malti-Poo: the other white meat.

  • noah
    noah

    I'm no zoologist, but I watch a ton of Animal Planet and I'm pretty sure that coyotes don't "kidnap" dogs. Last time I checked they maul, disembowel and EAT them.