Madonna's Brother To Madonna: Girl, You Ugly!
There's nothing like brotherly love to warm the heart.
Madonna's estranged brother Christopher Ciccone spilled a ton of dirt on his super-star sister in his 2008 memoir Life With My Sister and apparently isn't ready to quit talking smack.
Ciccone told E! News that Madonna "looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong," when asked about her look at Sunday night's VMA Awards, where she presented the tribute to Michael Jackson.
He also spoke not-so-kindly about his sister's latest fling, Jesus Luz:
"It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep— or don't keep. It's painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him."
Ouch. Do you think Madonna will respond?