VIDEO: Megan Fox Does Conan O’Brien

No, not in that way, you pervs; besides, don’t you remember that Megan Fox has sworn off sex tapes?

The Jennifer’s Body beauty popped up on Late Night With Conan O’Brien on Thursday to talk about her movie and various other topics, such as her love for seafood restaurant chain Red Lobster.

Check out the videos and revel in the wisdom of the First Lady of American Cinema.