Kevin Jonas Plans Lamest. Bachelor. Party. Ever.

Who would have thought that Kevin Jonas would kick out the jams with a wild night on the town before marrying his fiancée, Danielle Deleasa?

Probably nobody—because it’s not going to happen.

Nick Jonas—one-third of virginal pop trio the Jonas Brothers—tells People magazine that his brother Kev’s bachelor party will be typically non-bachannalian affair.

“It will be good, clean fun,” Nick vows. “We’re going to have a good time with friends and family.”

Brother Joe Jonas—who is serving as co-best man with Nick for the wedding—adds,

“It won’t be in Vegas. Vegas is not really the ideal place. We are thinking somewhere even cooler and better.”

Ooh! Ooh! Will it be Disneyland? Just be careful on the teacup ride, boys; wouldn’t want to upset your delicate systems or anything.

Tell us in the comments section: Do you think Kevin is nuts for having a subdued bachelor party after a life of chastity?