Spencer Pratt Wants to Castrate Himself

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Finally, Spencer Pratt has said something that the rest of the planet can agree with!

The Hills villain tells the New York Post that he's so fearful of impregnating his wife, Heidi Montag, that he's pretty much stopped having sex with her, and is considering castrating himself just to make sure.

Says Pratt,

"I'm not even kidding, my wife—OK, I'm gonna get crass here—but we're barely having sex because I'm scared that she's gonna have a baby. That's the level our marriage is on right now. I'm not even kidding—my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts."

Anybody got a dull, rusty steak knife around?

Let us know in the comments section: Do you think Spencer should go ahead and act on his impulse?

 

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  • ohhshootsonn
    ohhshootsonn

    Yes please. Prevent his genes from spreading!

  • Frank
    Frank

    Ya right Spencer. That's just code for "I like penises!" The world would be a much better place if neither of the procreated.

  • Eric
    Eric

    WHY does anyone care about that douchebag and his twit of a wife anymore??

  • fdesignercuttie
    fdesignercuttie

    this just gets stupider and stupider.