Michael Bay Announces ‘Transformers 3′ Release Date, Takes Dig at Megan Fox

Oh, Michael Bay, you tart-tongued devil.

The action director took to his Web site on Thursday in order to let fans know about the new release date for Transformers 3 (it’s July 1, 2011), and to poke a little fun at the movie starlet’s female lead, Megan Fox, as long as he was on there.

Readers may recall that Megan said some not-so-nice things about Bay once. (Okay, maybe twice.) And he couldn’t help ribbing her back a little in the announcement, writing,

“P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.”

Megan Fox, with intense nausea and minor chest hair? Intriguing…