New Twilight Parody: Nightlight

Twilight, Twilight, Twilight. When will we get enough of the Vampire series?

Now, The Harvard Lampoon has released their first parody novel and guess what it’s called? Nightlight!

In the press release sent out by the publishers, Vintage Books, they say:

“Nightlight stakes at the heart of what makes Twilight tick…or, really, cuts to the core of it…. Brooding and hilarious, let Nightlight be your guide through the Twilight fandom that has eclipsed the mind of every teenager you have ever met.”

The plotline is as follows,

A “pale and klutzy” girl named Belle Goose, who moves to Switchblade, Oregon, and meets Edwart Mullen, a “super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls.” The vampire-obsessed Belle becomes convinced Edwart is one of the undead after witnessing events she considers otherworldly (”Edwart leaves his Tater Tots™ untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!”).

Will you be buying the book when it hits shelves on November 3? We sure will be!