Miley Cyrus Fan: "Get Back on Twitter—Or I'll Eat My Cat!"

Miley Cyrus Fan:

Damn, some of Miley Cyrus' fans are just plain crazy.

One of the Hannah Montana star's followers, distraught over Cyrus' recent decision to quit Twitter, has set up an online petition demanding that the singer start tweeting again.

And if she doesn't? The fan vows to kill and eat her pet cat, Fuzzy.

Says the apparently deranged Cyrus fan,

"Like many others, I became addicted to Miley Cyrus' Tweeting. Catching up with her daily chores and what she has in mind have become part of my daily routine...The other day I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me!"

The fan has set up a November 16 deadline for Cyrus to start tweeting again, or "Fuzzy will part with his life and become a meal."

Have your say in the comments section: Should Miley capitulate to this demented demand and start tweeting again for Fuzzy's sake?



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  • Ricardo

    Seriously whats Seriously whats wrong with dancing arnuod a pole and being flirty And no any answer with the word dones not count you have to say litterally in terms of what harm is done to others.

  • WOAH..

    Okay I doubt that this is true cuz if it is then.. no, it isn't.. But what really upsets me is all the crap people talk about Miley Cyrus.. STOP HATING PEOPLE.. She's famous for a reason just let her beeee ! It kills me.. If you don't think someone is talented or you don't like their music that is your opinion, not a fact, and it doesn't give you the right to bash her for it. Just because she is human like everyone else she should be treated with respect and not have her life under a telescope.. C'mon people back off.. IDK why I just wrote a frickin essay over something so stupid.. It just really ticks me off..

  • wanee

    Seriously? I mean, I miss Miley's tweets too, but eating your cat? I'm sorry, but that is just wrong! Oh my god

  • LAG

    That person NEEDS to be in an asylum. They need to find them, save the cat, and lock their crazy ass up pronto.

  • koooalaburr

    People go crazy over celebrities when they pee and poop like we do. Still human. Big whoop. And by the way, if this was true why isn't anyone making a move to prevent that from happening? I'm pretty sure her cat doesn't want to be eaten.

  • germanxxannie

    omg. that girl is sick! now miley can't go back on twitter, or everyone would kind of blackmail something... but miley, please, get back on twitter! (first i was happy, because i thougt MILEY said, she'd have to go back on twitter, otherwise she eats her cat...)

  • izzy

    Wow, satire really is beyond you guys

  • glamgirl

    Oh dear lord! Thats one scary person!

  • jen

    ok well I love cats so MILEY GET BACK ON NOW!! lol This person is freakin' nuts!! Someone call animal control!! and then animal rescue!

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    Beans Patrol

    HAHAHA obviously this isn't true. :P Jeez. Stop taking this stuff so seriously.

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  • obsessed

    frikin retard

  • broadwaybaby18

    Has someone notified this persons parents?

  • kelly0eminemfan

    no no no . idiots who on earth wants to hear wht miley cyrus is doing ?! are u a crack addict ?! anyone who would eat their own cat especially for miley cyrus has got to be a crack addict

  • trent

    someone is eating pussy this week good for you kid.

  • jezy

    wowwww someone should notify PETA. we can put this wackjob in jail.

  • annie

    the only reason that miley should go back to twitter is to tell that girl what a sick and crazy person she is

  • allison

    all this horrible sh*t going on in america and in the world, and people are going balistic over the fact that this girl doesn't use twitter anymore? WTF? this has to be a joke, this isn't real? MILEY CYRUS IS NOT GOD, SHE IS NOT SOME MAGIC MAN WHO CAN SOLVE ALL THE PROBLEMS OF THE WORLD. this stuff is just to bizarre for me. now i know why all of the logical thinking people in the world need prozac.....

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  • disneyfan

    OMG this girl is such a crazy bitch! get over it miley is done with twitter! yeah i miss her but eating ur cat shows that ur mentaly retarded!

  • Emily

    Yeah! Please Miley get back to TWITTER!!!! PLease, please!