Miley Cyrus Fan: “Get Back on Twitter—Or I’ll Eat My Cat!”

Damn, some of Miley Cyrus’ fans are just plain crazy.

One of the Hannah Montana star’s followers, distraught over Cyrus’ recent decision to quit Twitter, has set up an online petition demanding that the singer start tweeting again.

And if she doesn’t? The fan vows to kill and eat her pet cat, Fuzzy.

Says the apparently deranged Cyrus fan,

“Like many others, I became addicted to Miley Cyrus’ Tweeting. Catching up with her daily chores and what she has in mind have become part of my daily routine…The other day I asked myself: ‘What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?’ Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley’s tweets for me!”

The fan has set up a November 16 deadline for Cyrus to start tweeting again, or “Fuzzy will part with his life and become a meal.”

Have your say in the comments section: Should Miley capitulate to this demented demand and start tweeting again for Fuzzy’s sake?