NEWS FLASH!: Jon Gosselin Accepts Responsibility for His Actions!
Better sit down for this, people; we have some shocking news to relate.
In the process of debunking a rumor that he would be doing a reality show with Octomom Nadya Suleman, Gosselin—who's recently been seeking spiritual counseling under the wing of Rabbi Shmuley Boteach—allows that the rumors about him are the result of his own recent behavior.
Jon 'fesses up:
"I am troubled to learn that the media has accepted as true the scurrilous rumor that I would appear in a reality television program with Nadya Suleman. This is utterly false. I do however accept that some of my previous actions have in some way lent credence to such outrageous stories.
"I am well aware that my behavior over the past few months has not always reflected my personal and religious values...I further accept that I have allowed myself to become somewhat severed from my own moral anchor and be carried away by the challenges of fame. It is for this reason that I have endeavored of late to reconnect with my deeper, more spiritual, more altruistic self with regular study sessions and counseling."
And in other news, the Federal Aviation Administration has issued a warning to pilots to be on the lookout for the presence of flying pigs.
Let us know in the comments section: Do you think Papa Jon is being sincere?