Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman: Still On!

We knew it was too good to be true.

Dispelling rumors that he and his party-girl GF, Hailey Glassman, had called it quits, former Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad Jon Gosselin says that the two are still very much an item—they’ve just decided to tone it down a notch or two.

According to OK! Magazine, Papa Jon reveals,

“We decided not to take a break, just slow things down, until I get through my divorce and I know everything is settled and okay. I don’t want another failure in my relationships. I don’t want to make the same mistakes I made with Kate, with Hailey.”

Sigh; ain’t true love grand?

Gosselin also took time out to clear up another rumor about himself: That he’s some kind of publicity hound or something.

Says Jon, 

“I’m not a fame seeker…I don’t sing. I don’t dance. I’m not a Nobel Peace Prize-winner. I just had eight kids and I had a show on TLC.”

Fame seeker? Where would anybody get the idea that you’re a fame-seeker, Jon?

Drop your thoughts in the comments section: Is this guy full of it, or what?