Kristen Stewart on Robsten Rumors: “I’m a Lesbian”

Kristen Stewart sure has an interesting way of addressing all the speculation about her relationship with Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson.

In an interview with, Stewart offered her thoughts on how to deal with the constant prying by the media and public alike:

“I’ve thought about this a lot. There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’  I’m just trying to keep something. If people started asking me if I was dating [fellow co-star] Taylor [Lautner], I’d be like ‘F*ck off!’ I would answer the exact same way.”

Oddly enough, K-Stew says that, if people hadn’t been so pushy about getting into her private business, she likely would be more open about it:

“I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it,” she said. “But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f*cking give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?’”

Firstborn child? Wait, did Kristen just out herself as pregnant?

No, no; let’s not even get that rumor started