VIDEO: Taylor Swift Mocks Joe Jonas and Kanye In Opening SNL Skit

VIDEO: Taylor Swift Mocks Joe Jonas and Kanye In Opening SNL Skit-photo

We totally knew Taylor Swift was gonna mention Kanye West during her stint on SNL last night, but we were totally thrown off by the Joe Jonas thing! It's been like a year, right?

Anyways, in her opening monologue song, the 20-year-old addressed a lot of the tabloid rumors that she's involved in.

She sang,

"“I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.....You might think I’d bring up Joe [Jonas], that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight, I’m hosting SNL but I’m not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la."

And about Taylor Lautner? 

"And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Hey Taylor [Lautner]! (blows kiss, winks) But I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue."

Finally, she mentioned the Kanye thing, saying

"You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [West] and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA monologue. But there’s nothing more to say cuz everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the stage. It’s my SNL monologue.”

See the full monologue below:

What did you think? Share your thoughts below!

 

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  • Paramore!
    Paramore!

    Everyone calm down, this was for SNL not for a freaking grammy. She only sang it for sh*ts and giggles, i personally thought it was hilarious and she knew people would laugh, not cause she isn't over it.

  • LaraLovesJBandJOE!
    LaraLovesJBandJOE!

    it's been like 2 years or something Taylor, get over Joe. He doesn't need you writting songs about him anymore. It's obsessive and a bit embarssing really.. your being so immature about this. He's moved on and your the one that hung up the phone call (yes, theres two sides to every story) i was a fan of yours, but not anymore. It's been so long - GET OVER HIM.. well i know he's pretty iresitable, but darling ...just try. ;) OMJ! I love the person that wrote this! Its exaclty how I feel! Taylor needs to get over herself because it was her that hung up and Joe didnt like her anymore! You don't stay with someone you dont like anymore. I mean dang all of her songs about guys breaking up with her! Doesn't that say something?? To me it does. She's probably some obsessive girlfriend. PEOPLE SHOULD BELIEVE JOE!!! P.S. Taylor Swift can't even sing hardly at all!

  • yuup.
    yuup.

    it's been like 2 years or something Taylor, get over Joe. He doesn't need you writting songs about him anymore. It's obsessive and a bit embarssing really.. your being so immature about this. He's moved on and your the one that hung up the phone call (yes, theres two sides to every story) i was a fan of yours, but not anymore. It's been so long - GET OVER HIM.. well i know he's pretty iresitable, but darling ...just try. ;)

  • jen
    jen

    ......its is so funny to me that its soo hard for her to get over things! both those things are over now, she is just an attention seeking loser. GET OVER IT!!!!

  • Delia
    Delia

    lol monalisa you dumbass. camilla dumped joe. i love you joe

  • kate
    kate

    Yeah I agree with the people that said the Joe Jonas comment was a JOKE. That's the whole point.

  • haha
    haha

    the joe comment was just 4 a laugh people - it was SNL it's supposed to be funny & it was! go Taylor!!

  • NWLzzz
    NWLzzz

    but why bring up joe it was really stupid it's so obvious she's still not over him but come on it's been a year

  • Emma
    Emma

    get over Joe, its been like a year... and he's not with Camilla Belle anymore btw monalisa008 :P she should be thankful for what Kanye did.. its made her way more popular.

  • asdf
    asdf

    she's needs to get over these guys. makes her look pathetic. she's almost 20, it's not cute!!

  • yolanda
    yolanda

    taylor swift was amazing. the best part about joe jeje

  • monalisa008
    monalisa008

    SERIOUSLY TAYLOR SWIFT GET OVER JOE. We knoe his WAYY over you *cough* Camila Belle * cough*

  • cs
    cs

    seriously, get over joe dear

  • duhhhh
    duhhhh

    she didn't write the song, dipsh*ts. the snl writers did. so obviously they brought up joe jonas because that and kanye are all that make taylor relevant to them.

  • Isabelle
    Isabelle

    See? She brought up Taylor L during the monologue for the attention. I stand by my opinion that it's all for publicity! She knew it would make a buzz and it did. It's publicity for both of them!

  • Twipotter
    Twipotter

    She only mentioned Joe because she knew people would laugh at it. I thought it was a pretty funny and entertaining song.

  • chasidee
    chasidee

    ahahahaha! i loved it!! :)

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    SNL is so funny. Seriously though Joe Jonas again?

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * SNL kicks ass-- my favorite thing to watch on Saturday's!!* she shld get the puck over him though, seriously..=}

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    oh LOL disss!! she should get over joe though, its been a while...

  • ale
    ale

    lame, get over joe

 
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