VIDEO: Taylor Swift Mocks Joe Jonas and Kanye In Opening SNL Skit

Betsy Waldman / November 8, 2009

We totally knew Taylor Swift was gonna mention Kanye West during her stint on SNL last night, but we were totally thrown off by the Joe Jonas thing! It’s been like a year, right?

Anyways, in her opening monologue song, the 20-year-old addressed a lot of the tabloid rumors that she’s involved in.

She sang,

““I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I’m not gonna say that in my monologue…..You might think I’d bring up Joe [Jonas], that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight, I’m hosting SNL but I’m not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la.”

And about Taylor Lautner? 

“And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Hey Taylor [Lautner]! (blows kiss, winks) But I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue.”

Finally, she mentioned the Kanye thing, saying

“You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [West] and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA monologue. But there’s nothing more to say cuz everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the stage. It’s my SNL monologue.”

See the full monologue below:

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