Levi Johnston Will Not Reveal All for Playgirl

Psst…wanna see a picture of Levi Johnston’s junk?

Well that’s too bad, because there aren’t any forthcoming.

New York Daily News reports that, contrary to earlier promises, the father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild won’t be delivering his package in the pages of Playgirl.

According to Playgirl spokesperson Daniel Nardicio,

“He did not give ‘full frontal’ as his manager Tank (Jones) reported he would. We’re thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them, but although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity.”

Hmm; given that he was reportedly paid $100,000 for the photo-spread, it seems like a rip-off.

Share with us in the comments section: Do you feel relieved or let down that Levi won’t be letting it all hang out?