Levi Johnston Will Not Reveal All for Playgirl
Psst...wanna see a picture of Levi Johnston's junk?
Well that's too bad, because there aren't any forthcoming.
According to Playgirl spokesperson Daniel Nardicio,
"He did not give 'full frontal' as his manager Tank (Jones) reported he would. We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them, but although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity."
Hmm; given that he was reportedly paid $100,000 for the photo-spread, it seems like a rip-off.
Share with us in the comments section: Do you feel relieved or let down that Levi won't be letting it all hang out?