CONTEST: Caption These New Moon Scenes and Win!

Caption these photos from the highly anticipated New Moon movie and win yourself an awesome goodie-package!

How to enter: Simply click through the photo gallery and write your own funny captions for each New Moon scene in the comments section of each photo.

Prize: One (1) winner will receive a prize package containing: a life-size stand-up of Edward or Jacob (you pick), a New Moon canvas tote bag, New Moon wolfpack trading cards and a movie poster!

Winner: On Friday, November 27, we'll pick our favorite caption as the winner. Judging will be based on whichever caption we deem to be the most funny, witty, and/or hilarious.

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  • PommaBella
    PommaBella

    Gee! Im so Tierd.

  • beth
    beth

    "Can you guys believe we are in a movie that is going to make millions? This is insane! No one knew who we were but they will now!! They better pay us more if these movies make more than what they say they will!!!"

  • beth
    beth

    Kristen:" So Robert kissed me last night, after we got done shooting the last scene and I like it better when we are on screen."

  • beth
    beth

    Robert:" Why did they say cut right before I get to make out with her? " Kristen:" Ok I can do this, just step back... I dont need to kiss him again today."

  • beth
    beth

    Charlie:" Um Bella? Can you wake up now so you can walk the rest of the way home? I dont think I can make it up the stairs."

  • beth
    beth

    Robert: "I really dont remember my next line....."

  • beth
    beth

    Jacob: "Bella? Do you see how pissed Edward is right now? Ha ha this is great!!"

  • beth
    beth

    "Keep looking Edward, thats as far as you will get"

  • beth
    beth

    "Kristen? Your supposed to be looking at me in this scene"

  • beth
    beth

    Wolf pack ready to poucne!

  • beth
    beth

    Edward: I really should not have eaten that sushi!

  • kimmys
    kimmys

    Angela:(thinks) mike totally has a giant booger hanging out of his nose hehehe. and jessica is still into him.

  • kimmys312
    kimmys312

    Alice: ok since i'm a vampire you can practice for edward with me. Bella: really you're so amazing alice Alice:giggles* i know

  • kimmys
    kimmys

    bella:(thinking) he's going to kiss me yes yes yes! Edward: turns his head bella: sighs, your suck a tease

  • kimmys
    kimmys

    Bella:what's that smell? Charlie:you laid in a pile of crap

  • kimmys312
    kimmys312

    Bella:i love you and all but if you're not going to give it up you're staying on the floor Edward:seriously what the......well i'll just go home Bella:fine you get your way all the time

  • kimmys
    kimmys

    Bella:seriously jacob it is time to cut your hair it's to long it's the same length as mine. Jacob:but i don't want to....boohoohoo

  • kimmys
    kimmys

    Jane:i need a tampon i'm pmsing and pissed i had to work today. Edward: seriously you're bitching way to much

  • kimmys
    kimmys

    laurent: pleas just why won't you be with me you know want this Bella:you're right but edward is way more attractive

  • kimmy
    kimmy

    we are the three amigos!

  • kimmy
    kimmy

    are you looking at me, are you....looking at...me.....are you? seriously i can't tell!

  • jacob
    jacob

    they are such a good couple

  • alicia
    alicia

    she weighs a ton !

  • alicia
    alicia

    your breath stinks...

  • far
    far

    Eric : Hehe and i was like waat ?! Mike : Yea so , move jes. angela needs me. Jess : Hehe , what ? *be's a dumbass Angie : Yea so move big head lol

  • far
    far

    Alice : And like jasper was all like "Alice, i screw Rose" and thats why i came here ! *be's sad Bella : OMG NO WAY , *hugs alice later. lol.

  • far
    far

    Edward : just a peck Bella : Kthen , slowly. :p

  • far
    far

    Bella : you move or i'll stab you , ya bitch. Charlie : kso where do we go next? ;p

  • far
    far

    Edward : Bells , i saw a creeper under your bed last night ! *feels scared Bella : Sure its not you ? >.> LOL

  • far
    far

    Bella : Yo jake, here some crack for your hair, Jake : thnks bby , iluvyou :'D

  • far
    far

    Laurent : So like.. we need to fix yer brows and ew look @ yer pores bby, Bella : mhm .. :p

  • far
    far

    Edward : Did you say.. i didnt dazzle you tonight? *cries alittle. Rosalie in the back : *growls, dont be messin with my burtha bells ! Oh and Jasper : OH NO SHE DID-ENT ! Alice : Bella, how could you ! Emmet : *evil glares bella. lol

  • far
    far

    Edward : Did you say.. i didnt dazzle you tonight? *cries alittle. Rosalie in the back : *growls, dont be messin with my burtha bells !

  • far
    far

    Edward : Did you say .. i didnt dazzle you? *cries. Rosalie : Dont mess with my brother bella, *evil glares. Lol.

  • lexy14
    lexy14

    Please come this way to see him.

  • lexy14
    lexy14

    I wonder if Bellais alright?

  • lexy14
    lexy14

    Alice=Bella I came as soon as I thought you were dead Edward want's to kill himself to cause he thought you died he';s going to expose himself to humans and the sun.

  • justincredible
    justincredible

    OMG, this is going to look SOOOO good in the Wal-Mart ad on Black Friday...

  • justincredible
    justincredible

    Alice, can I ask you a question? Ummm... do vampires ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?

  • justincredible
    justincredible

    Kristen: "Wow... I must REALLY make you excited!" Robert: "Oh sorry, I forgot I put a copy of the script in my pocket."

  • justincredible
    justincredible

    Holy mother, did I just step in that huge pile of wolf crap?!?

  • justincredible
    justincredible

    Wow... I can't believe you chose THAT pattern for your sheets... like, OMG.

  • justincredible
    justincredible

    And if you're really nice to me Jacob, I'll get you a tighter shirt for Christmas.

  • justincredible
    justincredible

    SQUIRREL!

  • justincredible
    justincredible

    I'm TOTALLY serious... you really CAN save 15% or more on your car insurance.

  • justincredible
    justincredible

    Now, we fight... but first, we must DANCE!

  • justincredible
    justincredible

    Holy crap... did you just fart?

  • noggy
    noggy

    Man I hate the after taste of garlic in my blood. No more chicks who like Italian for me.

  • azrosebud
    azrosebud

    Newsflash!!! Lou Diamond Philips triplets found wandering through the woods barefoot and shirtless looking for La Bamba's wreckage.

  • Kerrie
    Kerrie

    Edward: Um...Carlisle? Where exactly are you touching Bella? Her wound isn't anywhere near her ass...

  • Kerrie
    Kerrie

    Edward: Um...Carlisle? Where exactly are you touching Bella? Her wound isn't anywhere near her ass...

  • eidolon9
    eidolon9

    You put your whole abs in, you take your whole abs out, you put your whole abs in and you shake 'em all about. You do the Wolfy-Packy and you turn yourself around. And that's what it's all about! Hey!

  • eidolon9
    eidolon9

    Let him go, guys. The big baby's just going to keep on throwing a fit till we let him suck the carpet.

  • Nicole Kuti
    Nicole Kuti

    EDWARD: (ALOUD) why did i agree on them letting me wear my trousers so high no ive got a wedge *uncomfortable* CULLENS: (step back slowly)

  • Nicole Kuti
    Nicole Kuti

    MIKE: yeah check me out baby, the camera loves a little mike time ANGELA: wtf my mom jst brought this camera, how did the lense brake?? JESSICA: i told you you should of just done a photo shoot on my turtle but noo.....

  • Nicole Kuti
    Nicole Kuti

    ALICE: no the chicken comes before the egg bella

  • Nicole Kuti
    Nicole Kuti

    EDWARD: ermm ok easy does it bella dnt rush go with the flow BELLA: i bet jacob can hold down an erection *sighs*

  • Nicole Kuti
    Nicole Kuti

    CHARLIE : Damn does this mean i have to keep her?, i mean like c'mon i crossed my fingers and everything

  • Nicole Kuti
    Nicole Kuti

    BELLA: kiss me EDWARD: i would but f*ck does human morning breath stink it mean its killing me, o yeah wait im already dead =/

  • Nicole Kuti
    Nicole Kuti

    JACOB: so bella next weekend your strighten my hair right like because it gone all frizzy BELLA: Oooh well em =/ i dont think that is a good idea JACOB: why not BELLA:( loooks to the floor) JACOB: ooh no not again i told you if you condition then it'll look like mines ok dnt hate

  • nicole
    nicole

    JANE: this is what you get when you don't listen, NO dont make that face mister, you brought this on yourself. EDWARD: .......'bitch' JANE: i heard that dont make me angry or my eyes will go read and we dontt want that do we

  • nicole
    nicole

    LAURENT: 'wait Bella there's something up your nose. No wait the lightnings all wrong i cant get it out damn, Chris! i cant work like this i mean eww look its like hanging down there'

  • nicole
    nicole

    Dude on left: I've got the best abs. Dude in middle: I hope I reach puberty by the end of the movie. Dude on right: ::sigh:: Why are my nipples so small?

  • TeamAlice
    TeamAlice

    Dang Jasper must have noticed tht when i let a poof out it made bella hurt herself

  • Ashley
    Ashley

    Drugs are bad Bella...

  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee

    We will have to buy some air freshener. We are not used to people using the bathroom!

  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee

    To the Cullens, a four course meal just waiting to happen

  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee

    I kid you not! He is in the bathroom for HOURS to get his hair like that!

  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee

    I may taste like a veggie burger, but it beats 100 year old mountain lion breath!

  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee

    Rock a bye Bella in the tree top, Once he starts sucking you know he can't stop.....

  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee

    "I started my period today." "I've never wanted you more."

  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee

    Keep pretending that we're still talking. If he gets jealous enough you may get to see a vampire throw a hissy fit.

  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee

    They made me read the whole Twilight Saga in 24 hours!

  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee

    I know it sounds gross, Bella, but if you want hair like mine, you must stop shampooing NOW.

  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee

    I know it sounds gross, Bella, but if you want hair like mine, you must stop shampooing NOW.

  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee

    You brought a snack.........a quarter pounder from McDonald's!

  • Lindsay
    Lindsay

    Look a gazelle!

  • Lucas
    Lucas

    Laurent: Once you go Black.... hahahahah

  • Farhana
    Farhana

    Bella Thinking: "I Wonder If His Pubic Hair Is That Long Too? Let Me Ask. Jacob Is Your Gentle Area Hair Long As The Ones On Your Head?" Edward:(Giggling) Jacob: "Do You Want To Go Down And Check?" Edward: Dumb Bastard That's My Job!"

  • Aimee
    Aimee

    Charlie:Yes! I'm so glad we found her! Now I can have some piece of crap food like every single day.... Bella: What is that horrible smell?

  • brett
    brett

    bella thinking: Should i tell him he has a booger hanging in his nose? edward thinking: I hate not knowing what she is thinking.

  • brett
    brett

    bella: *caugh* Jeez jacob i keep inhaling your hair, are you sheding?

  • brett
    brett

    edward thinking: wow she has some broad shoulders like a guy.... Strangely attractive! jane: i dont understand what bella sees in him

  • brett
    brett

    Bella: just because your immortal doesn't mean you dont need to wash your dreads, jeez you stink!

  • brett
    brett

    guy in middle thinking to himself: Perfect opportunity to put those "kick me" signs on their back and i have no paper or pen.

  • brett
    brett

    Edward thinking to himself: Cats! Where is that creeper from the restaurant?

  • aleesax3
    aleesax3

    edward: Your ass looks good from this angle

  • aleesax3
    aleesax3

    Holy sh*t, you were just an infant 4 seconds ago!

  • aleesax3
    aleesax3

    Bye cribs! I had fun but i have some torturing to do, peace.

  • aleesax3
    aleesax3

    You gots a purty mouth girl...

  • alyssa
    alyssa

    Where....is...the SAUNA?!

  • alyssa
    alyssa

    oh dear god... bella's trying to crump again

  • Karen Gonyea
    Karen Gonyea

    Hey, these stole our shirts - get em !!

  • Jennifer
    Jennifer

    That is why I like soft puppies

  • jennifer
    jennifer

    midol really does help

  • jennifer
    jennifer

    why did I have to wear the grandma underwear today

  • Jennifer
    Jennifer

    I've told you a hundred times, quit running with sickles

  • EdwardSOHOT!
    EdwardSOHOT!

    Edward: "Seriously Bella? Such a drama queen..."

  • Jennifer
    Jennifer

    It is very important to vote in the presidential election, every vote counts

  • Jennifer
    Jennifer

    I really do like Tater tots

  • Jennifer
    Jennifer

    I think I just peed a little in my pants, I hope no one notices

  • jennifer
    jennifer

    Dude, where's my car?

  • Jennifer
    Jennifer

    I'm telling you, you've got something in your teeth.

  • Jennifer
    Jennifer

    I can't believe he fumbled

  • Monigga
    Monigga

    why she have to make things so complicated, geez

  • Mary
    Mary

    Laurent: Okay, I would say that you are a winter. Your best colors are blue and mint green. Oh, and make sure you stay away from peaches and pinks. they would not compliment your skin tone. Bella: Are you sure? I don't want to look bad at the New Moon premiere!

  • Mary:)
    Mary:)

    Edward: Um, Bella. Please put your clothes back on immediately. Are you asking to be eaten by Jasper?

  • maryyyyyy
    maryyyyyy

    bella has gralic bread breath he he hoho

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Why must you ALWAYS be the center of attention?

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    LEFT: I see Emily's muffins, I bet I can get them all before anyone else MIDDLE: Ugh, Emily's muffins taste like cardboard RIGHT: I think Emily's muffins have turned my six-pack into a turtle shell

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    I can help turn that frown upside down!! Let's go to Toys-R-Us!

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    And this is the third bedroom, but you could easily make it an office. LOL...I love it!!

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Really, Bella, I would know. The kind of car a guy drives is a cover-up for the other things he's lacking.

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Seriously, Bella, there is help for snoring

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    I can do this, I can do this....OMG, what if I drop her?

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Edward: Gee, your hair smells terrific!

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Bella, it's very simple really, 1 + 1 = 2

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    OK, we all agree, we'd look better standing next to a Volvo..

  • aisha
    aisha

    Type your cobella :oh jake erm i wanna say i am starting to fall in love with you? jacob: shut bella i had enough of your petty manish mood swings but sorry erm i like jessica alba and she like me as a friend and the best thing is i can take her home at nyt.we cant be friends cant be lovers well look on the bright side we'll always be co-stars mment here.

  • aisha
    aisha

    edward *thinking* whats that on her butt? jane:*thinking* do you think they can tell drinking blood gives me a raction and i got an uncomforatble rash on my ass

  • aisha
    aisha

    BELLA:*thinking*what's up this dude...na na na whats that coming over the hill..is it..... a... werewolf !!!!!!oh mi gooddddddd.!!!!!!!!!! somebofdy help me .. BLLA: get off me freak ...hey eat him his ugly!!!!!!!!!!!! argh

  • aisha
    aisha

    paul: hey sam why is jacob wearing team edward panties

  • aisha
    aisha

    carlisle and esme not now please this is the tenth time now..i don't like watching this is so awkward.carlisle: no no edward wer actually drinking bellas blood your right she does taste good

  • eidolon9
    eidolon9

    MIke: Jessica, you're trashing my ego here. You actually thought it stood for "Forks"?

  • eidolon9
    eidolon9

    A virgin? Bella, honey, he's been using that line since 1920!

  • eidolon9
    eidolon9

    Kanye West: Imma let you finish, but Jacob Black is the best kisser evah!

  • eidolon9
    eidolon9

    Bella, if you don't at least try to walk, you'll never be able to do it without tripping.

  • eidolon9
    eidolon9

    I have one condition, Bella. I'll tell you what happens to the third little pig, if you promise to go right to sleep when I've finished.

  • eidolon9
    eidolon9

    Jake, I know you're hotter than he is, but let's face it, he's way hawter than you'll ever be!

  • eilodon9
    eilodon9

    And this is the third bedroom, but you could easily make it an office.

  • eilodon9
    eilodon9

    I looked like what in the book?

  • eilodon9
    eilodon9

    Give us back our Richard Simmons exercise tape - NOW!

  • eilodon9
    eilodon9

    You know, now that you mention it, you do look sort of old.

  • mai
    mai

    mike: eh babay! jessica: oh stop it mike: i wasn't... i wasn't um talking to you jessica: *confused* angela: *giggles* eric: eh bro, what's the biggie. mike: she said that your not man enough eric: oh it's on angela: gotcha! well in pictures at least....

  • mai
    mai

    alice: i through out all your clothes. bella: uh-huh. alice: got you some more girly things bella: okay alice: and i broke up with jasper bella: cool, wait say whaaaaaa!? alice: last minute thing, since i saw him trying to do it to me first, why not me do it to him bella: so we're no longer related? alice: well, i gue.... bella: woohoo! now i'm free of you suckah, no more listening to your fashion advice!

  • mai
    mai

    charlie: who's gonna cook for me now? WHO WILL COOK FOR ME NOW! bella: *twitch-twitch*

  • mai
    mai

    edward: i'll do the best i can to fix your hair, but i can't guarantee anything bella: i know, i know...

  • mai
    mai

    edward: which one's bella? bella: you look like someone i know.. jacob: right back at you

  • mai
    mai

    jane: these kids... edward: man, i don't wanna be in time out. alice: put your phone away before jane sees it.

  • mai
    mai

    laurent: does my breath stink? bella: no, it's just... you're stepping on my foot

  • mai
    mai

    Sam: okay, i see the pinata, i'm going in. paul: good luck, ha... guy in the back: this is too exciting

  • mai
    mai

    Edward: Esme what are you doing to Bella?

  • Raven
    Raven

    Roasalie: Maybe we'll actually kill her this time.

  • Michelle
    Michelle

    Edward: you... disgust me .

  • Michelle
    Michelle

    Angela: Here's Rob! Oh I can see him soo clear! Jessica: Ok guys, act like your into me ! Guys: what are you paying us?

  • michelle
    michelle

    Alice: You don't understand... how good you taste, you're just soo irresistable. Bella: Alice! Is there anyway I can... taste myself???

  • Michelle
    Michelle

    one.two.three. BREATH OUT. ok.. good. again! one.two.three BREATH OUT. Bella: oo Edward you the perfect breath ever! Edward: Oh, well, hah you know, it takes years of practice, 76 to be exact.

  • Michelle
    Michelle

    Charlie: Ehhh I'm not going that way...... that spider is HUGE!

  • Michelle
    Michelle

    Bella: You, you're soo beautiful... Edward: Yea? I put on some extra powder and some lipstick... just for you ... *blush*

  • michelle
    michelle

    Jacob: See Bella, I would never eat you. Bella: Oh Jake, I know I can always count on you.

  • michelle
    michelle

    MOVE, get out my way!

  • Michelle
    Michelle

    Bella: Am I really that delicious? Laurent: Well, I can show you, just how appetizing you are...

  • Michelle V
    Michelle V

    Oh, you won't give our shirts back? Want some pants with that?

  • Anna
    Anna

    Edward: This is the first time in over a hundred years, I've wanted human blood again!

  • Anna
    Anna

    Jane: Guess who's coming to dinner.

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Why are my parties ALWAYS so boring? Everyone is acting like they are going to an execution.

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    LEFT: I'm so HOT MIDDLE: I'm so NOT RIGHT: I don't get it.

  • Paige
    Paige

    "Hey Jake." (Bella) "How you doin', girl?"(Jacob)

  • Paige
    Paige

    "Step into my office."

  • Paige2471
    Paige2471

    Wanna Play?

  • vicky
    vicky

    i soo want you. you are mouthwathering

  • Laura
    Laura

    The Cullens learn that Bella may have swine flu.

  • Laura
    Laura

    U.S. public school systems report a 50% mathematics grade increase among girls 5-18 since the implementation of the new, "Count the Abs" Program.

  • Laura
    Laura

    See, Proactiv really works!

  • Laura
    Laura

    Eyes off my butt, ECullz.

  • Laura
    Laura

    Kristen to Taylor: In the next film, I get to wear that wig.

  • Laura
    Laura

    Thoughts flood their minds as Edward and Bella are reunited. Bella: I can't wait for my vampiric transformation-- I wonder if the red eyes will clash with my auburn highlights. Edward: Om Nom Nom.

  • Laura
    Laura

    Rob: This isn't right. We have to swap places. Kristen: Why? Rob: Because the shippers didn't name us StenRob.

  • Laura
    Laura

    During the coverage shots, the cast passes time with small talk. Justin: Did the paps catch you at the airport? Mike: Yeah, I think I may have outed Robsten. Anna: I swear, I didn't drop the stupid script. Christian: I'd rather go naked than to wear these glasses.

  • Laura
    Laura

    Bella: The Psychic Hotline? REALLY, Alice? Alice: How else do you think I afford this wardrobe?!

  • Laura
    Laura

    That's right, suckers! I get RPattz, TLaut, AND DaddyC cuddle time!

  • queene
    queene

    Edward: Your breath smells like garlic?Bella: Your breath smells like Taylor Lautner. Its smells like some one is jealous lol well i dont know you . so it might fit you

  • queene
    queene

    Laurent: Once you go Black.... You end up in a wheelchair lol

  • queene
    queene

    OMG he could make me wet just looking at me ... Gosh

  • sissi
    sissi

    Charlie "Shhh Bella.you can sleep now on my arms." Bella "Hrrrrrrrrrrr....."

  • sissi
    sissi

    Laurent ""Bella there's something in your eyes." Bella "Damn i know, it hurts!"

  • sissi
    sissi

    Laurent " Bella..Leave that ugly beast Edward and come with me." Bella "Why...?I've been good this year.."

  • sissi
    sissi

    Man from the left "There's a she wolf in your closet..Open up and set her free..." Man in the middle "Aoouuuu..." Man in the right "All together!!"

  • sissi
    sissi

    Jakob "Bella...you're so beautiful today." Bella "Stop talking cauz Edward is behind us. You know vampires can hear from long distances." Edward "Grrrrrrr......."

  • sissi
    sissi

    Jane "Edward, again late at school.next time we'll bring you out at the sun and we'll let you sunburn." Edward"Yes Madam..."

  • nrav
    nrav

    wooah bella.. i thought u were born a girl.. u neeever said u had.. well that.. im not so sure i wanna touch it..

  • nrav
    nrav

    so apply foundation before powder you say.. coz my coverage is never right...

  • nrav
    nrav

    so listen dont act with tom cruise. oh and those aliens.. really now how to rock your world.. im about to show this fella here some moves ;)

  • nrav
    nrav

    so that'll be 300 dollars for 3 naked men for the night? oh and extra for spanking .

  • FayeMoylan
    FayeMoylan

    Jacob: -thinking- should i tell her she forgot to wipe the toothpaste from her mouth this morning or not .... better not Bella: why are you looking at me like that?!?! Jacob: i wasnt i was daydreaming Edward: -thinking- if only she knew he was gay she would never speak to him again

  • FayeMoylan
    FayeMoylan

    Edward: i think ive had enough with bella... look at janes bum oooo *dribble* Jane: i really hope my contacts dont fall out otherwise im in deep trouble

  • booyah!
    booyah!

    @muffie hahahaha thats really funny. LOL

  • tanya
    tanya

    charlie: gee bella you were not this heavy the last time i held you

  • evolbunny
    evolbunny

    "Wait...your not Edward!"

  • evolbunny
    evolbunny

    Spray on abs! Order now and get a pair of blue jeans for free! .

  • Malorie
    Malorie

    Angela -Ok we're all here - lets all pretend to be in a movie so my video camara can actually record something....

  • Malorie
    Malorie

    Ashley- I have tell you something Bella " I m gay " Bella- So whos the gril youve been with...

  • Malorie
    Malorie

    Bella- closer closer aw we're getting there.. Edward- I hope she has breath mints...

  • Malorie
    Malorie

    Charlie: Wow Bella-you fell asleep so quick!!! Bella- sleeps in a quite slumber...

  • Malorie
    Malorie

    Eward: so Bella do you want to think on that for a bit...

  • Malorie
    Malorie

    Taylor: so Bella , want to ditch him so we can get to the salon...

  • Malorie
    Malorie

    Follow me I know where the buffet is at...

  • Malorie
    Malorie

    Dont worry honey it will be just fine..

  • Malorie
    Malorie

    Are we all set to rumble..

  • Malorie
    Malorie

    What is she doing way over there..

  • kramerml
    kramerml

    Well, there goes my vegetarian plan...

  • muffie
    muffie

    Edward: Let me tell you a secret: Bella: Yes? Edward:....I..Like...Cookies.

  • Muffie
    Muffie

    Bella: How long is this gonna take? Edward: I don't know this is my first breath mint commercial.

  • Muffie
    Muffie

    Bella: How long is this gonna take? Edward: I don't know this is my first breath mint commercial.

  • muffie
    muffie

    Bella: Honest! That's really how humans give hickeys! Alice: Show Me!

  • muffie
    muffie

    Jacob: Bella what's the leech got that I don't? Bella: A Volvo. Jacob:Truce.

  • muffie-
    muffie-

    Jacob: Why is Edward so angry? Bella: His Brown Dress Shoes are too tight-makes him grumpy. Edward: BELLA LETS GO!

  • Muffe
    Muffe

    Bella: I don't think I need your help, Jake. Jacob: I think you do. Edward (thinking): No She Doesn't. Jacob: Just a few hairstyle tips, Bella. Your hair i always so flat and boring!

  • Muffe-e
    Muffe-e

    Laurent: Don't be scared. Bella: But I don't want to make inter-racial Porn.

  • Deepak
    Deepak

    Jane: Sir, I caught him showing off to a human - AGAIN Edward : Damn you Bella. Alice :Should I not try to run now?

  • iluvjasper
    iluvjasper

    edward: bella will u marry me? Bella:im so sorry jacob proposed to me alreadyand i said yes

  • iluvjasper
    iluvjasper

    jane: oops wrong door we dont need to see that oh and by the way Aro you have a little blood on your face be sure to clean before we almost kill the people behind us.

  • Deepak
    Deepak

    Laurent : Please tell me what powder base you use Bella. Kristen: Wait, is that YOUR line?

  • Muffie-e
    Muffie-e

    Alice: Jasper NO! Jasper: Alice I have to! Emmet: Jasper it's all Edward has! Jasper: NO I Have brush his HAIR!!! Edward Looking in a mirror: I just need some more hair spray before we can leave.

  • iluvjasper
    iluvjasper

    laurent :damn bella you have beautiful eyes. Did anyone ever tell you that ?

  • iluvjasper
    iluvjasper

    dude in the middle: i totally need to put some pounds on im so skinny. i need to be like jacob

  • Muffie-e
    Muffie-e

    Edward: Why is my robe so red? Jane: Aro has a Red Riding Hood Fetish... Alice (Thinking): I feel bad for you in ten minutes.

  • iluvjasper97
    iluvjasper97

    I Should let jasper clean the mess up hes the cause of this mess

  • Muffe
    Muffe

    Jane: Aro I demand a wardrobe Change, Edward told me I look like Nanny McPhee!

  • tinatspoon
    tinatspoon

    downwind of jacob and bella, edward sensed something fishy....

  • tinatspoon
    tinatspoon

    need to work on the ole jedi mind trick

  • Muffie
    Muffie

    Edward: Goodmorning my love. Bella: I hate when you see me like this. Edward: No, I love it. The crustys in your eyes make you look more human.

  • Muffie-e
    Muffie-e

    Bella: Edward your breath smells so sweet. Edward: I just ate a cookie. Bella: Oh....

  • Muffie-e
    Muffie-e

    Alice: So How was it? Bella: Hot!.... Technically cold- but totally hot... Alice: Umm.... Are we on the same page?

  • Muffie-E
    Muffie-E

    Charlie: Don't worry Bella... It's just Swine Flu.

  • tinatspoon
    tinatspoon

    the teddy bears picnic really tired bella out

  • miley
    miley

    do u have a pimple?

  • lmao
    lmao

    Edward: "If she falls one more time... Im going to kill her myself and save us all the trouble." Rosalie: "Amen!" ok this one is freaking halarious!!!! lol

  • Vero Michelle
    Vero Michelle

    Jessica: so boys, what are you gonna do on friday night?? Eric: i guess i- Mike: I'm going to the movies to go see that scary movie.. wanna come??? -thinking- i hope i don't puke... Angela: HEY BELLA, EDWARD!!!!! COUPLE KISS PHOTO TIME!!!

  • Vero Michelle
    Vero Michelle

    Alice: ... and then he like came to me and said 'girl ur hot!' and I was like WHAT?!?!?! Bella: NO WAY!!!

  • Vero Michelle
    Vero Michelle

    Edward: -holding breath thinking- ohhh not again!! man i really am going to stick to this!!!! Bella: what's wrong??? Edward: -sighs thinking- WOOOPEEEE!!!!! - Nothing....

  • Vero Michelle
    Vero Michelle

    You know, this would be a lot easier without the screaming fangirls in the back. HAHAHAHHA!!!! totally true

  • Vero Michelle
    Vero Michelle

    * Charlie: God your heavy, you and you mother Renee need to lay off the McDonalds!! Bella: 'snoring loudly' "OH, JACOB! OOHHH JACOB!! Charlie: What the....hell did she just say!?* HAHAHA!!!! RIGHT?!?!?!

  • Vero Michelle
    Vero Michelle

    Bella: -mumbling- put me down Charlie: -fumbling with bella in his arms, strained- NO! Bella: Ok then - goes to sleep- *5 minutes later* Bella: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! -in her sleep- NO NO LEAVE ME ALONE!!! NOOO!!!!! JACOB RUUUN!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU EDWARD!!!! xD

  • Vero Michelle
    Vero Michelle

    Bella: Edward wait, what about the other ones, what about victoria??? Edward: Nobody's coming for you love... -thinking- OH I WANNA SUCK HER BLOOD SOOO BALDLY!!! RUN B*TCH RUUN!!!

  • Vero Michelle
    Vero Michelle

    Edward: -thinking- hmmm i wonder why jacob is so interes- Jacob: -thinking- HEY BLOODSUCKER!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! YEAH YOU!!!!! I'm kinda interested in something ELSE here!!!!!! mind-reading leech... Edward: OH SNAP! Bella: hey jacob!! you there?

  • Vero Michelle
    Vero Michelle

    Jane: oh here's my favorite room, the ro- Edward: AW C'MON!??!?! ROYALTY MY BUTT!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING I WANT!!! smartasses..... wow pretty

  • Vero Michelle
    Vero Michelle

    Laurent: Why my dear child, DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO FRIGGIN SCARED ALL THE TIME?!?!?! grow up woman!!!! Bella: U smell funny...

  • Vero Michelle
    Vero Michelle

    Paul: -cackling- heheheh one more for fun! Sam: Chill guys, remember this is our people... -thinking- our people my butt.... Jared: What do i do know?!?!?! what man>?!?!!?!?

  • Vero Michelle
    Vero Michelle

    Edward: -thoughts- DAMN WOMAN! YOU REALLY ARE A HUMAN DANGER MAGNET!!! Jasper: Restraint yourself, restraint yourself restraint your- ok no this is'nt working... just go for it... Rosalie: Ugh, not again... Alice: OH MAN!!!! NOW SHE NEEDS A NEW WARDROBE!!!!

  • teamjacob15
    teamjacob15

    oh no why jasper im so sorry bella

  • Vero Michelle
    Vero Michelle

    Edward: "If she falls one more time... Im going to kill her myself and save us all the trouble." Rosalie: "Amen!" HAHAHA!!!! true

  • Mia
    Mia

    Edward: Bella, please help me lose my virginity. Bella: Sorry dude, two movies to go. The best one!!!!!!!!!!

  • Elizabeth Songer
    Elizabeth Songer

    Mike- I can't believe I am wearing a purple shirt and I don't even sparkle in the sun.

  • Elizabeth Songer
    Elizabeth Songer

    "So then, Mike was all like 'do you wanna go to the dance?'" "And I was like, 'no.'" "And then Tyler was like 'will you go to the dance with ME?'" "And I was like, 'no'"

  • Elizabeth Songer
    Elizabeth Songer

    "But Bella, this IS how vampires kiss."

  • Elizabeth Songer
    Elizabeth Songer

    Man, I feel like I am carrying the weight of this whole movie.

  • Elizabeth Songer
    Elizabeth Songer

    Do you think anyone will ever figure out that we are twins in real life?

  • Elizabeth Songer
    Elizabeth Songer

    Edward: I'd make fun of Taylor's wig, but he's so buff he'd probably kill me.

  • Elizabeth Songer
    Elizabeth Songer

    Dakota Fanning is so pissed she only made the JV cheer-leading team!

  • Elizabeth Songer
    Elizabeth Songer

    Seriously little girl, give me your lunch money or I am gonna steal your back-pack.

  • RobxTaylorx=
    RobxTaylorx=

    Alice: So you know how she said she knew how the whole story would end since the beginning? Well so did I and I was like OMG when she made the decision to put them together! Bella: Wow Are you kidding me? It was yearss till I found out that Hermione and Ron get married!

  • Elizabeth Songer
    Elizabeth Songer

    You know Bella thinks we're hot.

  • Elizabeth Songer
    Elizabeth Songer

    We are all completely overdressed for Kristen Stewart's birthday party.

  • RobxTaylorx=
    RobxTaylorx=

    Edward: Bella, i have something important to ask you Bella: What is it? Edward: Will you...let me borrow your red lipstick?

  • shann
    shann

    bella - never mind him wanting my blood , i want his! hurry up & kiss me before i change my mind & go for jacob!

  • shann
    shann

    charlie - oh god! this means im actually going to have to look after her now , i think ill start by only feeding her fruit & veg , she weights a flipping tonne!!!

  • shann
    shann

    E - bella i think its time B - time for what , what do you mean? E - For our midnight walk of course! what did you think i was going to say??! (laughs) B - Oh yeahh (laughs) i thought you was going to say its time to dress up & play dead (laughs) E - no we can do that when we come back ! :)

  • shann
    shann

    bella - jake i really like you & everything but im sorta with edward & besides he has a well beta hair do! no-offence or owt :/

  • shann
    shann

    Ha! bella has no chance with edward now! how can he choose her over me with these amazing eyes??!!

  • shann
    shann

    bella - i am soo not worried right now! i mean im here in the middle of the woods with a scary looking guy who i know wants to eat me! & theres no one else around , but honest im not worried one little bit!!

  • enfy
    enfy

    Edward: I love you, but I get tired of the same, tonight you become a vampire Rosalie: I'm always the best dressed Jasper: I can not stand the burning Emmet: JAJAJAJJAJA Alice: I love you Bella, but can not do this

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Bella: "WAIT, so you're saying Aaron Carter doesn't win DWTS?! How could you tell me that Alice??"Alice: "Sorry Bella!" That's funny!!!

  • shannon
    shannon

    guy on the right "omg we so need to chuck the dude next 2 me! hes soo skinny & geeky looking! a'mean talk about cramping our style!" guy in the middle " be calm , dont show your fear ... OMG OMG OMG.. hes huge & look at me , hes gona kill me! arrrgggghh! " guy on the left " right i know im the best looking & have the best body & everything but i gotta try stay normal , if they find out how confident i am them two will go nuts! cant have that happening , i remember last time they were both rocking them selves to sleep with big fluffy teddys! you wouldnt have thought would you?! "

  • guest
    guest

    What? Conception pills actually work??

  • shannon
    shannon

    seriously i no she smells good but the amount i paid for this body spray , i thought you'd all prefer the smell of me!

  • shorty17
    shorty17

    oh my god what have i done! I can't believe jasper just did that i shouldn't have brought you here!

  • Jade
    Jade

    I never realised she was THAT ugly. Jeez

  • Jade
    Jade

    I never realised she was THAT ugly. Jeez

  • tinatspoon
    tinatspoon

    rosalie tries out her new hoverboard

  • tinatspoon
    tinatspoon

    "Rosalie! come on down, the prrrice is right!!" jasper:"noooooooooooooo"

  • tinatspoon
    tinatspoon

    i used to be a werewolf but i'm alright noOOOOOOOOOOWWW

  • tinatspoon
    tinatspoon

    BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!

  • tinatspoon
    tinatspoon

    Is that a pork pie? ooh my FAVourite

  • tinatspoon
    tinatspoon

    i got chiiiiillls, they're multiplyin'

  • tinatspoon
    tinatspoon

    Paul: maybe If i make my sexy eyes... embry: ha ha, paul's making his sexy eyes, i can just tell. sam: they're staring at my ass!

  • jhana
    jhana

    Oh shiz.. Wait I'm holding it... Holding it.. Shoot I can't hold it anymore.. I need to poop.. Rosalie: Oh my damn!!! Vampire bomb right here!!

  • fafa011
    fafa011

    Alice : Wow I can't believe we're at the fashion week *o* Edward : It's my turn .. Jane : Me first !

  • tinatspoon
    tinatspoon

    tickle tickle tickle...

  • Meredith
    Meredith

    Scientists have discovered a new breed of hairless werewolves.

  • FaFa011
    FaFa011

    Laurent : I'll be your Davy Jones and you'll be my Jack Sparrow and our love will last forever.

  • FaFa011
    FaFa011

    Paul (left) : Guys it's really freezing, I feel like my nipples are having a bon-er (Middle) : Really? Hmm your nipples are not the only ones...

  • FaFa011
    FaFa011

    Edward: Remember guys, the 45° pose is the best way to look sexy.

  • Angie
    Angie

    "Oh I think I have a new feature!"

  • Angie
    Angie

    "Bella, Edward is not off somewhere having the time of his life. He is trying to figure out a way to destroy himself so that he cannot put you in harms way any longer."

  • Angie
    Angie

    "Bella, I can only kiss you if you promise to stay very still and not pull my hair."

  • Angie
    Angie

    Charlie: "I will kill him for leaving you in the woods alone."

  • Angie
    Angie

    Edward: "It's hard to be this close to you but I can't stay away!"

  • Nicole Lange
    Nicole Lange

    Bella thinks: oh damn! I have to sneeze! I gotta hold it back! Hold back! Hold back! oh nooo, I can't hold back much longer... nooooo....

  • Angie
    Angie

    "Come on Bella. What does he have that I don't?"

  • Nicole Lange
    Nicole Lange

    Edward: You know, if I lowered my gaze just slghtly, I could look into your neck line *s***ing* Bella: Dude! I'd really thought you were different! I could have an easier life with Mike now!

  • Nessa
    Nessa

    Edward: and i thought Jacob was and annoying little devil Jane: SHUT UP!

  • Angie
    Angie

    "Let the games begin."

  • onetruelie
    onetruelie

    angelina whispers to jessica : u dont think eric and mike are spending alot of time together recently do u? Jessica : Hes always told me hes goin to the gym....

  • Onetruelie
    Onetruelie

    Bella : he cant have sex with me Alice : Your so niave....He's no virgin...He's very good in bed

  • Onetruelie
    Onetruelie

    bella : oh my god.... edward: what is it whats wrong? bella : i've just realised something... edward : What!?!??!?!? Bella : Ur gay Edward : No No im not ( kiss's her) That thing with jacob was nothing

  • Angie
    Angie

    "Just one little taste Bella. I promise not to tell Edward."

  • Angie
    Angie

    "You want some of this? Just say the word and it's game on."

  • Onetruelie
    Onetruelie

    Bella : whats the matter? Charlie : your hair is all greasy...

  • Angie
    Angie

    Edward: "Why couldn't this clumsey girl stay in Pheonix where she was safe!?"

  • Onetruelie
    Onetruelie

    bella : Are u wearing my masscara and lipstick again?! edward : it suits me better

  • onetruelie
    onetruelie

    Edward : This car is soaking...why am i still leaning on it!? Bella : So what did u do this time? Jacob : um....dont say anything but i um put some sticky stuff on his car :L

  • Onetruelie
    Onetruelie

    Jane : WHO THE HELL GLUED MY HANDS TO THE DOOR KNOBS?! Edward : wasn't me! Alice : sorry....i thought edward was going first

  • clazza
    clazza

    Bella: See the pimple is huge......edward's gonna hate me forever!

  • clazza
    clazza

    Dude on left of picture: Wow that vampire sure is sexy.......i'll give him something to bite!

  • Onetruelie
    Onetruelie

    Laurent : What are u staring at? Bella : Theres a random doing a bella dance

  • clazza
    clazza

    Santa's not real?.......why would you say that Carlisle?

  • Onetruelie
    Onetruelie

    left : How far is it to burger king? Middle : Um....about 12 miles Right : I wanna go to china town

  • Onetruelie
    Onetruelie

    Do i really have to eat that pie!? I HATE FOOD!

  • natalia
    natalia

    mike: (i am so sexy jessica cna't resist me hey jess do you want to go out tonight? jessica:(i knew it he is under my feet) umm yes okay.. angela:(oh how cute iseric i'll take some pictures of him) eric:( bella is so hot i wonder when she is gona left that jackass!!!!!)

  • natalia
    natalia

    alice: bella... jasper and i broke up, and ewdard heard all the nasrt secrets and he trieg to kill him...but jasper kim him bella:ohhh no alice it can't be true ( yeahh!!! finally i can be whit jaspes yay!!!)

  • natalia
    natalia

    edward: did you eat something whit garlic? bella: ummm...no..(drag me earht) edward: sorry i can't between the smell of your bloof ant the garlic is too disgusting

  • natalia
    natalia

    oh man, i need jacob for this i'm going to crack i hope i can get home,what did she eat 30pounds of hamberguers?

  • naralia
    naralia

    bella: look man i'm tired of you go and go back wen you think your little men it's ready come here until you have to go!

  • natalia
    natalia

    bella: jake i told you so many times i can't stand men whit wig get out!!!! jake:come on bells i know you think i'm hot bella: and wash your theets becouse you stinks!

  • natalia
    natalia

    jane: this is my room (oh no! sh*t i forgot to hide the bodies!)

  • natalia
    natalia

    laurent: i'm so sorry to tell you the trhut but edward left you for me, wue are together now sorry love, geet over it!

  • natalia
    natalia

    paul: this shirtless thing is amazing sam is so sexi sam: hey it's something rong whit paul he is starung at me embry:this two are freaks!

  • kerstein
    kerstein

    Jasper growls... Edward: Don't worry Jasper..You look better than her.. Rosalie: I absolutely agree..Ilike the belt..

  • natalia
    natalia

    holy crap! that table noo! why did you have to broke it? ir was mine, it has more ages than you!! let me! let me get her!!!(jasper))

  • khm
    khm

    ...and that was the first time i got crabs

  • anonymouses
    anonymouses

    Laurent: Once you go Black.... "you'll never go back." LOl

  • rea
    rea

    Edward:"Bella i,m sorry..Jacob is just a better lay than you"

  • sadures
    sadures

    Caption this

  • your66
    your66

    !!!!

  • fatimah
    fatimah

    i hope she doesn't fart on me.

  • fatimah
    fatimah

    Paul: aww Jacob again.

  • yu
    yu

    just back from see newmoon. in Thailand.

  • Fatimah
    Fatimah

    Edward : aww Bella, in the Living room.

  • Cheri
    Cheri

    Left: God I need to get laid.

  • Cheri
    Cheri

    Mike: Did you see Edward Cullen's facebook? He totally didn't put in a relationship. Oh Bella's gonna be pissed.

  • Cheri
    Cheri

    Alice: Lady gaga is totally a man. Bella: No way! If she is she has one hell of a small package..

  • Andrina
    Andrina

    Mike: ''Look at Angela trying to be the paparazzi.'' Angela: ''Eric, Eric, Eric!'' Jessica: ''Bella this, Bella that. Bella, Bella, Bella! [sigh] Okay, what was that, Mike?'' Eric: ''Careful Mike...Jess has some personal issues.''

  • Cheri
    Cheri

    Bella: Dude, I still can't believe your a virgin, 107 years old Edward: Do you wanna do it or not?

  • Andrina
    Andrina

    Alice: ''Did you know?'' Bella: ''Know what?!'' Alice: ''Chill, Bella. Edward's really pantsy.'' Bella: ''Oh yea. I knew about that the first time we kissed. He's too gentle.''

  • Cheri
    Cheri

    Charlie: Dude did she just crap on my trousers? Oh no wait, that was me.

  • Andrina
    Andrina

    Edward: ''And...SCENE!''

  • Cheri
    Cheri

    Edward: I have to tell you something Bella. Bella: God, please don't tell me your breaking up with me. Edward: No. Bella: Then what is it? Edward: I'm gay.

  • Andrina
    Andrina

    Bella: ''Dad, I'm still your little girl.'' Charlie: ''True, but, you're hurting my back, sweetie.''

  • Andrina
    Andrina

    Bella: ''You can't...it isn't true.'' Edward: ''I can't help it...I'm in love with Rosalie. Always have been.''

  • Cheri
    Cheri

    Jacob: Look Bella, the thing is me and your 'boyfriend' have kind of a thing going on, I just thought you should know before anyone else does. So you cool with that. Bella: Eh, whatever floats your boat. To be honest Jacob he was a real big pain in my ass.

  • Jane
    Jane

    Jane: Dammit, maybe he doesn't know I think he is so hot. Keep it cool Jane, keep it cool.

  • Andrina
    Andrina

    Bella: ''Hey Jackie! Oh wait! Hey Jake!'' Jake: (smitten) ''Oh Bella, you're so funny.'' Edward: ''Who's that skank with Bella?''

  • Cheri
    Cheri

    Laurent: Bella, I'm your father.

  • Andrina
    Andrina

    Jane: ''This way to better fashion, man!'' Edward: ''When will this misery end?!''

  • Andrina
    Andrina

    Laurent: ''We were supposed to be together once Edward left...'' Bella: ''I can't...he can smell me so well.''

  • Cheri
    Cheri

    Edward: I kinda, just jizzed in my pants...

  • Andrina
    Andrina

    Since each member of the wolfpack can read each other's mind... Left: ''I'm so sexy'' Right: ''Dude! How many times have I told you...you're not hot!'' Middle (back): [Referring to guy on right] ''Don't be jealous that we be lookin' fine.

  • Andrina
    Andrina

    Edward: ''Bella, Bella, Bella...you just don't know when to smell bad, do you?''

  • Bellara
    Bellara

    Holy sh*t, that's my date? i should of asked the werewolf instead.

  • Katie
    Katie

    Edward: Bella, please help me lose my virginity. Bella: Sorry dude, two movies to go. This one is great

  • Katie
    Katie

    Oh, Noah, that fart-thing; it's just too obvious.

  • makemoneyfast
    makemoneyfast

    Bella: What the frig? My lipstick? My foundation? And is that mascara too? My god, you even used the eyebrow pencil. Edward: Um. Uhhhhm, Hoo boy. You know, you weren't supposed to be back for like another 45 minutes.

  • k@m@sutr@
    k@m@sutr@

    Jane: **thinking ...... I'm always have to open the door???

  • k@m@sutr@
    k@m@sutr@

    Bella: **thinking... jeezzz your breath smells bad....

  • annie
    annie

    Bella: I'm telling you daddy I'm gonna get married for a vampire and then we are gonna have a half-vampire kid named Renessme. That's how the book said Charlie: Oh God she must hurt her head really bad

  • makemoneyfast
    makemoneyfast

    Dude in middle: Hey, like, for spartaaaaaa! and whatever. Other dudes: Yeah, totally.

  • annie
    annie

    Alice: Did you know that edward's middele name is Anthony? Bella: Are you kidding me?

  • annie
    annie

    .Laurent: ...but i can't help myself. You're so...mouthwatering....What's wrong Bella: Your breath smells bad

  • sossarah
    sossarah

    Bella: Why can't we have sex again? Because you can't control your emotions and you'll be too tempted to suck all my blood?Edward: No, because I'm an alcoholic and can't get it up when I've been drinking. Tat has the win!!! the funniest one eva!

  • sossarah
    sossarah

    Do a little dance, make a little love, Get down tonight.

  • broad41
    broad41

    yes

  • Really?
    Really?

    The wolf-pack does their best impression of the 3 bears as they search for Goldilocks.

  • Ena
    Ena

    Charlie: Have you gain weight Bella ....?

  • Ena
    Ena

    Edward: Blood makes me kinda squeamish...

  • nevaeh9
    nevaeh9

    Atleast they didnt cut us for budget reasons.

  • nevaeh9
    nevaeh9

    Alice: Edward likes to steal you panties, and dance around his room in them. Bella: Oh....

  • nevaeh9
    nevaeh9

    I did not sign on for baby sitting.

  • chuzee
    chuzee

    I want to kiss films

  • nevaeh9
    nevaeh9

    edward: "Bella would you just bend over a bit more?"

  • nevaeh9
    nevaeh9

    I feel like an oversized doll in this coat.

  • nevaeh9
    nevaeh9

    not by the hair on your chinny chin chin

  • nevaeh9
    nevaeh9

    our dinner just got away!

  • nevaeh9
    nevaeh9

    Why isn't Carlisle wearing any pants?

  • Bon
    Bon

    edward: what does she see in him, im obviously the better looking one

  • Bon
    Bon

    angela: omg i just spotted edward cullen

  • Bon
    Bon

    Alice: in a few years your going to have a daughter! Bella: OMG so edward and i have sex?

  • Bon
    Bon

    charlie: OMG shes so heavy...my back

  • Bon
    Bon

    edward: lets see who can win at a staring contest? bella: dont be so childish

  • Savannah Putnam
    Savannah Putnam

    Bella: I can't BELEIVE you have a nimbus 2001! That is wicked! Alice: Yeah I know right?!

  • Savannah Putnam
    Savannah Putnam

    Alice: OMG YEAH I KNOW! I was like 'omg Edward, you are like, hurting bella right now' and he was like, 'omg, I am totally, like, not! omg, I'm, like, just protecting her from papercuts.' and I was like, 'omg, maybe bella will kill herself because, like, she wanted papercuts," and edward was like, 'omg, I should kill myself too, like, it's stylish right?' and I was like, 'haha, omg funny' but then omg he like was serioussly serious, sooo I, like, dunno what to do. "

  • Bon
    Bon

    edward: Im bored

  • Bon
    Bon

    Laurent: How do you get your hair this soft? Bella: Herbal essence Laurent: oh i must borrow some from you one day

  • Bon
    Bon

    guy on left: Yummy, dinner

  • Savannah Putnam
    Savannah Putnam

    Edward: "Bella, I... I'm pregnant."

  • Bon
    Bon

    bella you dont look good on that angle

  • new mooooonnn
    new mooooonnn

    Edward thinking: Hmm.. which one is Bella..one on the right or one on the left.. they look so alike.. well, I just wait here, finally she will come to me. hahaha thats funny hehehehehe

  • a.bee
    a.bee

    "I told you! No feet on the couch!"

  • a.bee
    a.bee

    "Oh wait...You're not wearing a nappy too?"

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * " YAY...another day of us trying to precariously become instant celebrities--IT'S NOT working is it?!" *

  • a.bee
    a.bee

    "I'm sorry Bella, but the purple sheets really have to go. They're clashing with my eye colour."

  • a.bee
    a.bee

    Edward: Y'know I can hear you, right?

  • a.bee
    a.bee

    Dakota: And this is where we all play Twister on a Saturday night. You're gonna love it.

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * Alice: My brother is just a little.....how can I put this....sensitive! Bella: hmmm, well, has he ever... Alice: Oh, god yes!! One time I caught him and he fell out the chair at his computer--and than Rosalie came in, and he was tripping and stumbling on the floor....and--It just wasn't a pretty sight!! *

  • a.bee
    a.bee

    "Look, I'ma call my girl Cindy and she'll fix you up with some dread-locks real soon. Trust me, Cindy knows how to roll 'em."

  • a.bee
    a.bee

    "Whaddaya mean 'man boobs'?"

  • a.bee
    a.bee

    Is THAT what you're wearing to the Ball? Jasper: GIRL PLEASE

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * Bella: "I'm gonna be a virgin t'ill i'm eighty years old!" Jacob: ' IN THE WOODS SOMEWHERE ' " oh,, thats what you think..!" *

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * Charlie: God your heavy, you and you mother Renee need to lay off the McDonalds!! Bella: 'snoring loudly' "OH, JACOB! OOHHH JACOB!! Charlie: What the....hell did she just say!?*

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * Edward: I won't hurt you Bella, I promise we'll try--just not now! 'sigh' Bella: You are, as old as you say!! Any other American boy would be all over this!*

  • Cara
    Cara

    Laurent; Uh... Bella, you got a little somethin' somethin'

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * Bella: " I'm so glad Edward can't read my mind, Jacob is f*ck'N HOT..!! " Bella: So...your coming over to study right? Jacob: " I really don't think she knows I sneaked in her room last night, and watched her take a shower, what was she doing for so long?" Jacob: Yeah, of course! So i'll see you later?! Bella: yeah, Jacob: Sweet! " I'll definitely be seeing you later..." Bella: What did you say?! Jacob: Nothing, bye Bells!!

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * Jane: What the hell are you looking at? You there!! Go away!!--or go sit with the others...than you can come in. Were having a...important celebration, you'll be on the guess list now!! Ch Choi.*

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * Laurent: So tell me, do I look good in this suit...because Victoria says it's not quite my color? Bella: umm, if I say yes, will you not eat me!!*

  • twitard
    twitard

    I am really ugly, turn that camera just a little bit....

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * Paul: Damn, I can't wait to get back to the mirror! I look AWESOME,, Jacob has nothing on me except that he is my boss--hmm, does that make me his bitch? Jared: This is like high school all over again...somebody shoot me NOW!! Sam: Leah knows she still wants some of this!! *

  • twilight sucks ass
    twilight sucks ass

    i just farted and i don't know how to tell you

  • twilight is not real
    twilight is not real

    wow, you are the worst actress i have ever worked with

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * Edward: This bitch isn't gonna be my problem anymore!*

  • lunasaturnia
    lunasaturnia

    Bella: "You know, it's kind of hard to believe you're a vampire sometimes with that five o' clock shadow. I'm pretty sure vampires can't grow facial hair."

  • Brearne
    Brearne

    Laurent: Look in to my eyes..now when i snap my fingers you are going to kiss me. Bella:Mmm...

  • lunasaturnia
    lunasaturnia

    Edward: "How about we ease the tension with a little staring contest? And..... GO!"

  • Ramie
    Ramie

    LAURENT: I see that you're with the werewolf now. BELLA: What? LAURENT: The werewolf, he's marked you as his. BELLA: What? What are you talking about? LAURENT: Well you are wearing his wig...

  • only
    only

    BELLA: "It's really hard to pretend to be crushing on you when you're standing on a box and wearing that awful wig!" JACOB: "Don't make me laugh; we're already on take 84. "

  • only
    only

    JANE: "Explain why Edward gets the RED snuggie and I get the black one? I'm so angry there's blook shooting out of my eyes!"

  • Lily
    Lily

    You know, this would be a lot easier without the screaming fangirls in the back.

  • lily
    lily

    I promise you there are no monsters under your bed...... HAHA. he would know.

  • only
    only

    "If you call me 'Raggedy-ass Bob Marley-wanna be reggae vampire' one more time, I going to give you a really bad noogie. Why you tink I cut de fingers off de gloves?"

  • Cheryl
    Cheryl

    Mmmm..You look even more delicious now Bella, with all that frosting all over you!

  • Lily
    Lily

    "I'm the Rasta-abortionist..."

  • Lily
    Lily

    Must you always be so dramatic? best one so far

  • Lily
    Lily

    We maybe shirtless surrounded by other muscular men, but we're not gay. Got it?

  • Tia
    Tia

    angela:..umm jessica, can you please move big head, im trying to get a picture of eric

  • Tia
    Tia

    Alice: ok so i bought this really cute outfit... bella: are you serious right now???

  • Tia
    Tia

    bella: can we just get this over with. i have people to meet

  • Tia
    Tia

    charlie:...god she's heavy..maybe i can leave her back in the woods....no...i really hope i dont fart

  • Tia
    Tia

    edward:..im sorry, but its true...i do have better hair.

  • Tia
    Tia

    edward: can she hurry up. i really have to use the bathroom!

  • Tia
    Tia

    edward: damn jane. the back of your body is ridiculous

  • only
    only

    (Gameshow host): "Okay, Bella; who's it going to be? Bachelor number one, bachelor number two, or bachelor number three?" (Bella): "Can I just pretend to be a lesbian and leave here alone?"

  • Tia
    Tia

    bella: stop touching my face...

  • Tia
    Tia

    paul:..i want to eat bella :)

  • lunasaturnia
    lunasaturnia

    Now tell me: How does that make you feel?

  • Tia
    Tia

    edward: ...i'm lost...LINE!

  • kiki
    kiki

    Edward: Alright who got Bella the surprise stripper? Rosalie: Alice: Oh my..oh ohhh what's he doing with that candle?!?! Jasper: It looks kinda fun, I wanna try!

  • lunasaturnia
    lunasaturnia

    Now..... Where do I dispose of the body without getting caught...?

  • patinkaa
    patinkaa

    laurent : now bella, come on, i know you took my creme broulee, i just want it back, thats all.. i'll make you one if you really want ! bella : uhm... why would i want your creme broulee ? .. i thought you drank blood, not ate creme broulees.. what the heck ?

  • patinkaa
    patinkaa

    on the left : mmmm, you've got an oh henry bar... >:] middle : you wouldnt mind sharing would you ? >:] right : oh god no ! my worst enemy, get that chocolate bar away from me ! i don't want to ruin these abs.

  • patinkaa
    patinkaa

    Edward : Oh my god Bella, of all days, why today ? I thought you'd be on your best behavior, and I promised them that, and you go off and do this ?! -.- Rosalie : You got blood all over our new carpet !

  • MsEdwardCullen
    MsEdwardCullen

    Laurent: Ok! Bella I'm only gonna say this once, you cant fly so stop jumping of cliffs,Edward left you so what I'm trying to eat you and you don't even notice or care, and your not a squirrel so stop trying to gnaw the trees, and last but not least there are no such things as werewolves. Bella:But. Laurent: No butts, say it. Bella: who's afraid of the big bad wolf.

  • Rizzie
    Rizzie

    Guy on Right: Were here for Bella's birthday party, were the dancers. Guy in the middle: Dance biscuits. Guy on Left: Guys....I'm not wearing any underwear.

  • rocker2
    rocker2

    stop staring at my butt edward -.-

  • rocker2
    rocker2

    i knew you had a goatee and why are people always mistaking me for whoopi goldberg

  • Jordan
    Jordan

    Angela: Walk Walk fashion Baby, work it, move that bitch crazy!

  • rocker2
    rocker2

    ( Hey? we thought we were auditioning for jacob?)

  • only
    only

    You brought a pork roast into our Kosher house?

  • Rocker2
    Rocker2

    Edward:( Man i really need to use the bathroom) Rosalie:(Yea i can tell, no more burritos for you mister)

  • MsEdwardCullen
    MsEdwardCullen

    Paul: Im too sexy for my, to sexy for my, too sexy for my ah ah ah ah. Jared: I'm too sexy for my , too sexy for my shirt,too sexy for my shirt that's why its in the dirt. Sam: OK lets sing it again I'm too sexy for ya,too sexy for ya, too sexy for ya bell bells bell Bella, I'm too sexy for ya Yeah..

  • lulu choo
    lulu choo

    Are you sure your not a vampire? You are more pale then the Cullans!

  • lulu choo
    lulu choo

    Edward: Bella, Really? Why did you haev to go and tell Jasper that his hair looked bad. Rosalie: You only wish your hair looked as good as ours does even on a bad hair day.

  • lulu choo
    lulu choo

    Mike: Man, she totally has the European Man Satchel I have been begging my parents for, like, the last 2 months. Eric: I wonder if I hold my jacket out like this, they won't notice I have a boner for Jessica? Jessica: I wonder why ERic is holding his jacket like that? Angela: I am so catching that boner on film...

  • lulu choo
    lulu choo

    Alice: What do you mean Edward is not my real brother? Carlisle and Esme are not my parents either??? Bella: I am so sorry, I thought you knew?

  • lulu choo
    lulu choo

    Bella: Kiss me Taylor.... Edward..Um, ok (just go with it)

  • lulu choo
    lulu choo

    Charlie: What's that smell? Oh, God, did she just fart? Ewww...Yes she did fart. I can't believe that smell came out of my Bella!

  • lunasaturnia
    lunasaturnia

    For dry, red eyes, use ClearEyes!

  • lunasaturnia
    lunasaturnia

    Laurent: "Don't be so glum Bella. Maybe if you quit biting your lip so much, I wouldn't have to hold your face still like this."

  • lulu choo
    lulu choo

    Bella: Oh, God.....I am so sorry.... Edward: It's OK, it was just a fart. There is nothing to be embarrassed about. Your just human, Bella. Good thing I no longer need to breath!

  • lulu choo
    lulu choo

    Jacob : Your hair looks the best! Bella : No! Your hair looks the best! Jacob: No, your hair looks the best! Bella : Noo, your hair looks the best! Jacob : Ok, Your right, mine does look the best..

  • Savannah Putnam
    Savannah Putnam

    Edward: "You... Eated... My... Cookie..."

  • bianca
    bianca

    Angela: I'm going to make a fortune filming this Abercrombie and Fitch commercial

  • lunasaturnia
    lunasaturnia

    This is like some weird Incredible Hulk flashback.

  • Jen
    Jen

    ok guys, act natural

  • lulu choo
    lulu choo

    Jane: And this is where I keep all my robes... Edward: Please, enough of the closet tours!

  • bianca
    bianca

    Bella: I nearly died and Edward still won't go to second base. Alice: Seriously?!

  • Jen
    Jen

    Ok, Where's Kristen?! Enough is enough. I can't take it anymore. Rob wants to tell us that they are in love for real but Kristen won't let him! I'll just have to vaporize her with my laser eyes.

  • lulu choo
    lulu choo

    Guy on left: Rrrrriiiipppp...Damn, that felt good Guy in middle: What the hell is that smell?? Guy of right: Damn, I wish he would stop doing that. It must be Emily's muffins!

  • artep
    artep

    Edward (thinking): *Whoa! Nice @ss... I'd tap that!* Jane (thinking): *You wish!*

  • bianca
    bianca

    Edward: Let's have forehead sex. Bella: "He's only 17. He's only 17...

  • Emily
    Emily

    And That Bella Is how babies are made!

  • bianca
    bianca

    Charlie: I hate it when chicks pretend to be asleep so guys will carry them.

  • chelsea
    chelsea

    Bella you don't need to show off just because its your birthday

  • Jen
    Jen

    Bella, look at me. Don't be scared. I'm just a Buffalo Soldier.

  • Jen
    Jen

    Bella, look at me. Don't be scared. I'm just a Buffalo Soldier.

  • bianca
    bianca

    Edward: Bella, please help me lose my virginity. Bella: Sorry dude, two movies to go.

  • Jen
    Jen

    three amigos

  • bianca
    bianca

    Bella: So Jake, you want to trade hair extensions this weekend? Edward: If she would move her bookbag, I could finally see her ass.

  • Jen
    Jen

    If I just stand here really still for a minute and don't look back, maybe those weirdos will go away.

  • Amanda
    Amanda

    Edward: "bloody hell!" "maybe if i just stand here, no one will notice that i just pooped my pants"

  • bianca
    bianca

    Jane: Who in the hell gave Edward a robe?

  • Amanda
    Amanda

    Jane: "this way sparkle man"

  • bianca
    bianca

    Laurent: Your pours are so tiny. Do you use Olay?

  • Amanda
    Amanda

    Edward: "you have some ketchup on the side.. lemme.. just.. get.. that...mm"

  • bianca
    bianca

    Edward: That's right Bella. I am the sexiest Cullen. Jasper's just jealous.

  • Amanda
    Amanda

    Edward: Only on one condition. Bella: Condition? What condition? Edward: Marry me first. Bella: Okay, what's the punch line? Edward: You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you and you think its a joke.

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Eventually they realized it was easier to nap while laying down

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Those Old Navy mannequins have nothing on us!

  • sara
    sara

    Bella: "WAIT, so you're saying Aaron Carter doesn't win DWTS?! How could you tell me that Alice??" Alice: "Sorry Bella!"

  • sara
    sara

    Bella: "WAIT, so you're saying Aaron Carter doesn't win DWTS?! How could you tell me that Alice??" Alice: "Sorry Bella!"

  • Amanda
    Amanda

    Bella: "Hey Jake, um yeah i totally can't find Edward anywhere.. do you like know where i could find him?" Jacob: "Umm well he IS a vampire... nope, good luck!"

  • bianca
    bianca

    Paul: Are you guys ready to sing "YMCA"?

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Alice: now, listen, Bella, when I kiss Edward, I take charge and show him who's the boss!

  • steff
    steff

    bella: *thinking* augh.. there's food in his dreads

  • belle214
    belle214

    really bella? really? you just had to smell so good didnt you?

  • Kelsey
    Kelsey

    Laurent: You're so...mouthwatering. Wait a second. You're not even listening are you? I could say anything right now, and you wouldn't even know it. Your mother is having an affair. Edward left you for me. I used to be one third of a ska band called the Beef Danglers. See? Nothing. Sheesh.

  • steff
    steff

    edward: aww damn now i'm going to have to clean up that glass

  • Amanda
    Amanda

    Laurent: "why are you so stubburn, do you want me to just freakin' eat you, cause i will" Bella: "well do you want a mint? caouse ya need one, bloody hell"

  • Sara
    Sara

    Bella: "It can't be true Edward! It can't!!" Edward: "Bella I'm so sorry, but it's true. Michael Jackson really died."

  • Jen
    Jen

    If Emmett thinks one more inappropriate joke about Bella and me, I'm going to kill him...again.

  • Sara
    Sara

    Edward "That was the worst episode of Hannah Montana I have ever seen."

  • melndrew
    melndrew

    Mike: This high school thing is getting so old.

  • ally tart check
    ally tart check

    Laurent: "See? That's how to close your mouth. When I take my hand away, you try to keep it closed...for...30 seconds or so? You can do this."

  • melndrew
    melndrew

    Alice: Don't you know that Edward can act tarded? He doesn't think before he acts. Bella: I know, but I had hoped he would grow out of it. I know that's asking alot though.

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    If I have to give her a bottle and sing, I quit!

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    I promise you there are no monsters under your bed......

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Jacob: have you seen those shoes he's wearing? Bella: well, you know what they say about men with large feet...oh, sorry! You wear, what, a size 7?

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Excuse us, we'll be right back! Edward has been a very bad boy. You're next so don't go anywhere!

  • Tere
    Tere

    Angela: Okay Mike, work it! Act like your 17. Here" *throws varsity Jacket* "This will convince them."

  • Tere
    Tere

    Bella: " Okay, so he got right up next to my face like he was going to kiss me.... then he said to pretend, and I called him a prude." Alice: *rolls eyes* "Your just now realizing this?"

  • Tere
    Tere

    Edward: "This is as close as I am going to get. Pretend your kissing me. It will tide you over." Bella: "You are such a prude Edward." *sighs*

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    coochee-coochee-coo!

  • melndrew
    melndrew

    Charlie: I hope my knees don't give out.

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Left: I wonder if her how her bra would look on me? Middle: Her shoes are so unfashionable. Right: She's been in my closet again!

  • Sam
    Sam

    Sam: why are you still following me!? Paul: I like looking at your ass. Jared: Okay, I don't know about you guys, but I think the whole wolf thing was a load of sh*t. I'm f*ckin freezing!

  • Tere
    Tere

    Charlie: "Oh God.. My back!"

  • Tere
    Tere

    Edward: "I want to kiss you bella, but your morning breath is killing me... oh wait, Thats right. I'm already dead"

  • melndrew
    melndrew

    Can my eyes get any more red?

  • melndrew
    melndrew

    Thank goodness we didn't have our shorts stolen.

  • Tere
    Tere

    Jacob: "You do realize he is stalking you." Bella: "Yeah I know, but he moves to fast for the police to catch. I just igonore him. Wanna go make out?"

  • Karol
    Karol

    Edward: Ahh sh*t, in need of a cigarette after that scene.

  • melndrew
    melndrew

    Rosalie: Just cuz Bella is the only one to have a birthday, why does she get all the attention?

  • Tere
    Tere

    Jane: " Okay Edward.. THIS is how you make an entrance!"

  • sgulzau
    sgulzau

    Must you always be so dramatic?

  • alexblagg
    alexblagg

    "Hey Bella! So do you have any extra hair scrunchies?"

  • Tere
    Tere

    Laurent: "Bella, your top lip is fuller than your bottom lip... There are surgeries to fix that you know..."

  • alexblagg
    alexblagg

    "I am SO HIGH right now. Does anybody have any Visine?"

  • Tere
    Tere

    Paul: God I'm cold.....Dont show it.. look tough... Flex.. Yeah thats the stuff. Take that Sam! Second in command my wolf butt!

  • noah
    noah

    Asian dude: Bro, I told you being in New Moon was going to get us lots of girls. Varsity jacket dude: (sigh) What I really wanted was to wax Taylor Lautner's chest.

  • melndrew
    melndrew

    Bella: I'm sorry I was reckless & stupid. Edward: Yeah, cliff diving isn't the best sport for you.

  • alexblagg
    alexblagg

    LAURENT: Bella, what's wrong? BELLA: Um, your dreads. They're bumming me out. Are we at a Phish show on a college campus in the late '90s? Exactly, it's time to cut those off.

  • Tere
    Tere

    Edward: "If she falls one more time... Im going to kill her myself and save us all the trouble." Rosalie: "Amen!"

  • alexblagg
    alexblagg

    The worst thing about hanging out in the woods all the time is when cougars steal your shirts.

  • noah
    noah

    Edward: Your breath smells like garlic? Bella: Your breath smells like Taylor Lautner.

  • noah
    noah

    Bella: Where are you taking me?! Creepy dude with mustache: Shhh, go to sleep or I will PUT YOU to SLEEP!

  • alexblagg
    alexblagg

    Edward had a date for the prom, but he ate her.

  • NINA!
    NINA!

    Holy Crap! Does this mean i have to keep her?!?!?!?

  • melndrew
    melndrew

    Edward thinking: Jeez, Jacob is so annoying. He needs to get his own girl & stop playing games w/mine. Jacob thinking: I hope I'm annoying Edward. That is so much fun.

  • nina!
    nina!

    Bella.....when was the last time you shaved....?

  • Jessica
    Jessica

    Alice: Bella now that Edward is gone, we can finally be together. Bella: Alice I don't understand what you mean. Alice: You know I can predict the future so it was just a matter of time for you to realize what you truely wanted. Bella: Your right Alice the timing couldn't be more perfect. Now come closer and kiss me. Alice: Oh Bella it will happen in 30 seconds.

  • NINA!
    NINA!

    Okay seriously....you are not wearing that!

  • noah
    noah

    Bella: Why can't we have sex again? Because you can't control your emotions and you'll be too tempted to suck all my blood? Edward: No, because I'm an alcoholic and can't get it up when I've been drinking.

  • melndrew
    melndrew

    I want to kiss you too!

  • aveli
    aveli

    your father made me eat you know..so I just threw it up later, bulimia is like the new pink anyway, he doesn´t suspect a thing

  • noah
    noah

    Bella: Why is your hair so girly? Jacob: Because that's how my boyfriend likes it. Edward: That's right bitch, you know how I like it.

  • aveli
    aveli

    Edward thinking: Hmm.. which one is Bella..one on the right or one on the left.. they look so alike.. well, I just wait here, finally she will come to me.

  • noah
    noah

    Jane: My eyes are burning! Edward: That's because I gave you syphilis!

  • aveli
    aveli

    Let me help you, dear, your mascara is running.

  • avweli
    avweli

    wait..I know this guy..oh, yes, right.. he worked in that gayclub where I.. accidentally happened to be.

  • noah
    noah

    Dude on left: I've got the best abs. Dude in middle: I hope I reach puberty by the end of the movie. Dude on right: ::sigh:: Why are my nipples so small?

  • noah
    noah

    Edward (thinking to himself): Wow, I really didn't think my fart would smell THAT bad. I hope no one notices.

  • noah
    noah

    Laurent: Once you go Black....