CONTEST: Caption These New Moon Scenes and Win!
Nov 18, 2009 at 5:00pm
Caption these photos from the highly anticipated New Moon movie and win yourself an awesome goodie-package!
How to enter: Simply click through the photo gallery and write your own funny captions for each New Moon scene in the comments section of each photo.
Prize: One (1) winner will receive a prize package containing: a life-size stand-up of Edward or Jacob (you pick), a New Moon canvas tote bag, New Moon wolfpack trading cards and a movie poster!
Winner: On Friday, November 27, we’ll pick our favorite caption as the winner. Judging will be based on whichever caption we deem to be the most funny, witty, and/or hilarious.
Note: If you comment as a Guest, make sure you use a real email address so we can contact you if you win.
Edward: Um…Carlisle? Where exactly are you touching Bella? Her wound isn’t anywhere near her ass…
Newsflash!!! Lou Diamond Philips triplets found wandering through the woods barefoot and shirtless looking for La Bamba’s wreckage.
Man I hate the after taste of garlic in my blood. No more chicks who like Italian for me.
Holy crap… did you just fart?
Now, we fight… but first, we must DANCE!
I’m TOTALLY serious… you really CAN save 15% or more on your car insurance.
SQUIRREL!
And if you’re really nice to me Jacob, I’ll get you a tighter shirt for Christmas.
Wow… I can’t believe you chose THAT pattern for your sheets… like, OMG.
Holy mother, did I just step in that huge pile of wolf crap?!?
Kristen: “Wow… I must REALLY make you excited!”
Robert: “Oh sorry, I forgot I put a copy of the script in my pocket.”
Alice, can I ask you a question? Ummm… do vampires ever get that “not so fresh” feeling?
OMG, this is going to look SOOOO good in the Wal-Mart ad on Black Friday…
Alice=Bella I came as soon as I thought you were dead Edward want’s to kill himself to cause he thought you died he’;s going to expose himself to humans and the sun.
I wonder if Bellais alright?
Please come this way to see him.
Edward : Did you say .. i didnt dazzle you? *cries.
Rosalie : Dont mess with my brother bella, *evil glares.
Lol.
Edward : Did you say.. i didnt dazzle you tonight? *cries alittle.
Rosalie in the back : *growls, dont be messin with my burtha bells !
[quote=far]Edward : Did you say.. i didnt dazzle you tonight? *cries alittle.
Rosalie in the back : *growls, dont be messin with my burtha bells ![/quote]
Oh and
Jasper : OH NO SHE DID-ENT !
Alice : Bella, how could you !
Emmet : *evil glares bella.
lol
Laurent : So like.. we need to fix yer brows and ew look @ yer pores bby,
Bella : mhm ..
:p
Bella : Yo jake, here some crack for your hair,
Jake : thnks bby , iluvyou :’D
Edward : Bells , i saw a creeper under your bed last night ! *feels scared
Bella : Sure its not you ? >.>
LOL
Bella : you move or i’ll stab you , ya bitch.
Charlie : kso where do we go next?
;p
Edward : just a peck
Bella : Kthen , slowly. :p
Alice : And like jasper was all like “Alice, i screw Rose” and thats why i came here ! *be’s sad
Bella : OMG NO WAY , *hugs alice later.
lol.
Eric : Hehe and i was like waat ?!
Mike : Yea so , move jes. angela needs me.
Jess : Hehe , what ? *be’s a dumbass
Angie : Yea so move big head
lol
your breath stinks…
she weighs a ton !
they are such a good couple
are you looking at me, are you….looking at…me…..are you? seriously i can’t tell!
we are the three amigos!
laurent: pleas just why won’t you be with me you know want this
Bella:you’re right but edward is way more attractive
Jane:i need a tampon i’m pmsing and pissed i had to work today.
Edward: seriously you’re bitching way to much
Bella:seriously jacob it is time to cut your hair it’s to long it’s the same length as mine.
Jacob:but i don’t want to….boohoohoo
Bella:i love you and all but if you’re not going to give it up you’re staying on the floor
Edward:seriously what the……well i’ll just go home
Bella:fine you get your way all the time
Bella:what’s that smell?
Charlie:you laid in a pile of crap
bella:(thinking) he’s going to kiss me yes yes yes!
Edward: turns his head
bella: sighs, your suck a tease
Alice: ok since i’m a vampire you can practice for edward with me.
Bella: really you’re so amazing alice
Alice:giggles* i know
Angela:(thinks) mike totally has a giant booger hanging out of his nose hehehe. and jessica is still into him.
Edward: I really should not have eaten that sushi!
Wolf pack ready to poucne!
“Kristen? Your supposed to be looking at me in this scene”
“Keep looking Edward, thats as far as you will get”
Jacob: “Bella? Do you see how pissed Edward is right now? Ha ha this is great!!”
Robert: “I really dont remember my next line…..”
Charlie:” Um Bella? Can you wake up now so you can walk the rest of the way home? I dont think I can make it up the stairs.”
Robert:” Why did they say cut right before I get to make out with her? ”
Kristen:” Ok I can do this, just step back… I dont need to kiss him again today.”
Kristen:” So Robert kissed me last night, after we got done shooting the last scene and I like it better when we are on screen.”
“Can you guys believe we are in a movie that is going to make millions? This is insane! No one knew who we were but they will now!! They better pay us more if these movies make more than what they say they will!!!”
Gee! Im so Tierd.