Edward: Bella, Really? Why did you haev to go and tell Jasper that his hair looked bad.
Rosalie: You only wish your hair looked as good as ours does even on a bad hair day.

Are you sure your not a vampire? You are more pale then the Cullans!

Paul: Im too sexy for my, to sexy for my, too sexy for my ah ah ah ah.
Jared: I’m too sexy for my , too sexy for my shirt,too sexy for my shirt that’s why its in the dirt.
Sam: OK lets sing it again I’m too sexy for ya,too sexy for ya, too sexy for ya bell bells bell Bella, I’m too sexy for ya Yeah..

Edward:( Man i really need to use the bathroom)
Rosalie:(Yea i can tell, no more burritos for you mister)

You brought a pork roast into our Kosher house?

( Hey? we thought we were auditioning for jacob?)

Angela: Walk Walk fashion Baby, work it, move that bitch crazy!

i knew you had a goatee and why are people always mistaking me for whoopi goldberg

stop staring at my butt edward -.-

Guy on Right: Were here for Bella’s birthday party, were the dancers.
Guy in the middle: Dance biscuits.
Guy on Left: Guys….I’m not wearing any underwear.

Laurent: Ok! Bella I’m only gonna say this once, you cant fly so stop jumping of cliffs,Edward left you so what I’m trying to eat you and you don’t even notice or care, and your not a squirrel so stop trying to gnaw the trees, and last but not least there are no such things as werewolves.
Bella:But.
Laurent: No butts, say it.
Bella: who’s afraid of the big bad wolf.

Edward : Oh my god Bella, of all days, why today ? I thought you’d be on your best behavior, and I promised them that, and you go off and do this ?! -.-
Rosalie : You got blood all over our new carpet !

on the left : mmmm, you’ve got an oh henry bar… >:]
middle : you wouldnt mind sharing would you ? >:]
right : oh god no ! my worst enemy, get that chocolate bar away from me ! i don’t want to ruin these abs.

laurent : now bella, come on, i know you took my creme broulee, i just want it back, thats all.. i’ll make you one if you really want !
bella : uhm… why would i want your creme broulee ? .. i thought you drank blood, not ate creme broulees.. what the heck ?

Now….. Where do I dispose of the body without getting caught…?

Edward: Alright who got Bella the surprise stripper?
Rosalie:
Alice: Oh my..oh ohhh what’s he doing with that candle?!?!
Jasper: It looks kinda fun, I wanna try!

edward: …i’m lost…LINE!

Now tell me: How does that make you feel?

paul:..i want to eat bella :)

bella: stop touching my face…

(Gameshow host): “Okay, Bella; who’s it going to be? Bachelor number one, bachelor number two, or bachelor number three?”
(Bella): “Can I just pretend to be a lesbian and leave here alone?”

edward: damn jane. the back of your body is ridiculous

edward: can she hurry up. i really have to use the bathroom!

edward:..im sorry, but its true…i do have better hair.

charlie:…god she’s heavy..maybe i can leave her back in the woods….no…i really hope i dont fart

bella: can we just get this over with. i have people to meet

Alice: ok so i bought this really cute outfit…
bella: are you serious right now???

angela:..umm jessica, can you please move big head, im trying to get a picture of eric

We maybe shirtless surrounded by other muscular men, but we’re not gay. Got it?

[quote=sgulzau]Must you always be so dramatic?[/quote]

best one so far

“I’m the Rasta-abortionist…”

Mmmm..You look even more delicious now Bella, with all that frosting all over you!

“If you call me ‘Raggedy-ass Bob Marley-wanna be reggae vampire’ one more time, I going to give you a really bad noogie. Why you tink I cut de fingers off de gloves?”

[quote=sgulzau]I promise you there are no monsters under your bed……[/quote]

HAHA. he would know.

You know, this would be a lot easier without the screaming fangirls in the back.

JANE: “Explain why Edward gets the RED snuggie and I get the black one? I’m so angry there’s blook shooting out of my eyes!”

BELLA: “It’s really hard to pretend to be crushing on you when you’re standing on a box and wearing that awful wig!”
JACOB: “Don’t make me laugh; we’re already on take 84. “

LAURENT: I see that you’re with the werewolf now.
BELLA: What?
LAURENT: The werewolf, he’s marked you as his.
BELLA: What? What are you talking about?
LAURENT: Well you are wearing his wig…

Edward: “How about we ease the tension with a little staring contest? And….. GO!”

Laurent: Look in to my eyes..now when i snap my fingers you are going to kiss me.
Bella:Mmm…

Bella: “You know, it’s kind of hard to believe you’re a vampire sometimes with that five o’ clock shadow. I’m pretty sure vampires can’t grow facial hair.”

* Edward: This bitch isn’t gonna be my problem anymore!*

wow, you are the worst actress i have ever worked with

i just farted and i don’t know how to tell you

* Paul: Damn, I can’t wait to get back to the mirror! I look AWESOME,, Jacob has nothing on me except that he is my boss–hmm, does that make me his bitch?
Jared: This is like high school all over again…somebody shoot me NOW!!
Sam: Leah knows she still wants some of this!! *

I am really ugly, turn that camera just a little bit….

* Laurent: So tell me, do I look good in this suit…because Victoria says it’s not quite my color?
Bella: umm, if I say yes, will you not eat me!!*

* Jane: What the hell are you looking at? You there!! Go away!!–or go sit with the others…than you can come in. Were having a…important celebration, you’ll be on the guess list now!! Ch Choi.*

* Bella: ” I’m so glad Edward can’t read my mind, Jacob is f*ck’N HOT..!! ”
Bella: So…your coming over to study right?
Jacob: ” I really don’t think she knows I sneaked in her room last night, and watched her take a shower, what was she doing for so long?”
Jacob: Yeah, of course! So i’ll see you later?!
Bella: yeah,
Jacob: Sweet! ” I’ll definitely be seeing you later…”
Bella: What did you say?!
Jacob: Nothing, bye Bells!!

Laurent; Uh… Bella, you got a little somethin’ somethin’