Levi Johnston Wears Lipstick

That sucking sound you heard at last night’s GQ Man of the Year Awards was the sound of air rushing into Levi Johnston’s ears to fill the natural vaccum in his cranium.

Does anybody remember when going tranny actually took some commitment? Apparently, this dim bulb from Wasilla never got past Chapter One in the book on “How to Be an Attention Whore.”

Lipstick? Really, Levi?  Zoom in on these photos and take a gander for yourself.