Robert Pattinson Got a Fan to Strip for Him

Life is good when you’re the World’s Sexiest Vampire. For instance, women will disrobe for you in public on command.

New Moon heartthrob Robert Pattinson’s appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show airs on Friday, and People magazine reports that R-Pattz reveals quite the bawdy fan encounter to the talk-show host.

According to Pattinson, the very special moment occurred at a fan event, “after a period of signing 500 signatures”:

“You kind of get 10 seconds with each person and you never really say anything and I kind of got bored of saying, ‘Hey, how are you doing?’ [A fan] said in her 10 seconds, ‘What can I do to get your attention?’ I was like um, just take your clothes off.”

Oh, and hey—guess what she proceeded to do?

“She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. I never felt more terrible.”

Terrible? Dude, anybody else in that situation would have given himself a high-five.

Tell us in the comments section: How fast would your clothes come off if Robert Pattinson asked you to strip for him?