The Family That Tats Together, Stays Together
Matching tattoos for the whole family? Seriously? I still get a bit queasy seeing those family portraits with the matching sweater vests or those matching Hawaiian dress to Hawaiian shirt in cutesy couples’ photos.
“I already have a matching one with my dad, there’s no reason I wouldn’t do it with my siblings.”
Here’s the trouble I foresee: how does an entire family agree upon a permanent drawing on the body? In my family, we can’t even agree on what toppings we want on our pizza.
What if Miley wants a butterly tramp stamp, while actor/singer/bad-haired dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, wants a burger palace rollergirl in hot pants? What if Trace’s poor spelling leads to him insisting upon the Gothic imprint, “Luv Familee”, across the inner thigh?
I officially label this Horrible Idea #735 to come out of Camp Cyrus.
But maybe you can convince me otherwise. What tattoo would you recommend for the entire Cyrus family?