The Family That Tats Together, Stays Together

By: Celebuzz / November 23, 2009

Matching tattoos for the whole family?  Seriously?  I still get a bit queasy seeing those family portraits with the matching sweater vests or those matching Hawaiian dress to Hawaiian shirt in cutesy couples’ photos.

According to an article in OK! Magazine, Trace Cyrus, the hard-rocking, inked-up older brother of Miley Cyrus, wants his entire flock to get matching tattoos.  

“I already have a matching one with my dad, there’s no reason I wouldn’t do it with my siblings.”

Here’s the trouble I foresee: how does an entire family agree upon a permanent drawing on the body?  In my family, we can’t even agree on what toppings we want on our pizza. 

What if Miley wants a butterly tramp stamp, while actor/singer/bad-haired dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, wants a burger palace rollergirl in hot pants?   What if Trace’s poor spelling leads to him insisting upon the Gothic imprint, “Luv Familee”, across the inner thigh? 

Who decides?

I officially label this Horrible Idea #735 to come out of Camp Cyrus.

But maybe you can convince me otherwise. What tattoo would you recommend for the entire Cyrus family?