Diddy Poised to Become Bad Boy of Home Shopping Network
Yes, we see the irony in the mogul of Bad Boy Entertainment taking over television’s most whitebread community; so we’re giving you our version of how the monstrosity will play out before it airs:
Diddy hits your screen hi-def style and lookin’ glam in his custom-made HSN living room. He sits cozy in a floral chair that once belonged to the producer’s grandma, surrounded by delicately pale yellow walls. Front and center sit his highly coveted fragrances (I Am King and Unforgivable) atop a classic, round, wooden table.
Perplexed by the modest size of the furniture, he requests a remodel of oversized leather and rich mahogany. Unfortunately, the producer had a vision to bring the wholesome essence of the network into Diddy’s reputation, but an agreement was formed that allowed him two backup dancers, each holding a fragrance. We won’t get into the two hours of Diddy success and his plan to take over the world.
We’ve titled said segment Home with the Home Boy. Leave us a comment below letting us know what you think Diddy‘s Home Shopping Network segment should be titled.