Dear Justin Bieber: I’m Sorry For Mauling You
“I mean, I don’t mind it. Just kidding—it’s not something that’s cool for them to do. There was this one girl in Seattle—I didn’t even see her—she runs at me, tries to give me a hug and tackles me. It was really aggressive and scary.”
I’m sorry Justin. If I scared you, I sincerely apologize. The way you tweet makes me feel as though we’re already best friends.
And now I learn you’re already going for Beyonce? You’d ask out a married woman? This changes things. We have a lot to talk about.
For now, just focus on your recovery and hopefully we can figure things out in the future.
BTW, you and Taylor Swift would make a cute couple.