New Moon's Audience Expands Into the Middle-Aged Perv Market

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Think that the Twilight saga is only for teenage girls who swoon over hot vampires?

Think again—it's also for the middle-aged sickos who stalk them!

Out of Norton Shores, Michigan, comes news that teenage moviegoer Erin Westrate got a little something extra while while attending a New Moon showing last Friday: a bite on the neck from an older gentleman who was looking to get his Edward Cullen on.

But hey, before we rush to judgment, let it be known that the unknown assailant—who was sitting in the row behind Westrate—loosened her up with a little sweet talk first.

Westrate tells local ABC affiliate WZZM-13:

"Every so often if I said something or my friend said something he would lean back and make a sexual comment that was very unnecessary and not needed."

Westrate goes on to detail how, after the movie, as she waited for the audience to clear out so she could leave the theater, the man—who's believed to be about 45 years of age—grabbed her by the hair, pulled her head down and bit her on the neck, thankfully not breaking the skin. 

The suspect is still at large.

What a freak—he could have at least sprung for popcorn first...

 

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  • Aitch
    Aitch

    TWI Saga appeals to women of all ages, and apparently RPatz does too......

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * you guys are all weird to me!! you all must be new to the site!!* =P

  • laurencullen
    laurencullen

    Heyy Beccacullen my good friend.

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    You can't say it's time for it to go away just because ONE sicko mad man decided to go crazy, not all twilight fans are like this and twilight is not the only thing people have ever got obsessed about, i'm sure there are disturbing stories about other franchises but they are not as popularly demanded, by peopl whom might i add are not sheep i dont follow the crowd, ever heard of a little thing called free will! Why do you think there are so many people that feel the need to hate on twilight if people only like it cause everyone else does! I am 100 percent positive that whoever this man is he is not a Twilight fan. He's probably just a creep who was looking to attack or rape some little girl...just because one sick man did something doesn't mean this huge phenomenon should go away.

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    That wasn't some freak - that was Tom Cruise! Why is your name Scientology Rulez?

  • Emily
    Emily

    Its not true. She admitted that she made it up! Brat wanted attention.

  • UWin
    UWin

    And the Best comment of the Day award goes to A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't A Cake.

  • A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't A Cake
    A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't A Cake

    "Every so often if I said something or my friend said something he would lean back and make a sexual comment that was very unnecessary and not needed." Didnt know you were there Tim!

  • AnnaRulezfoeva!!
    AnnaRulezfoeva!!

    Nice spelling, Anna.

  • Anna
    Anna

    why is it that every time i read another comment on here, it either doesn't make any sense, it is almost written to the tone of another person's comment, or it sounds like a 12 year old wrote it? big ups to people who leave sensible and genuinely opinionated comments (because they're rare-lol)anyway, it would seem that the people following this twilight trend are going through the ol' i don't want to be left out faze-lol. on a more serious note, with most individuals who like twilight i honestly think they like it because everyone else does. can you say "monkey see monkey do". this story reminds us that people of all ages are just taking this stuff way to far/seriously. its time to snap back into reality. this doesn't mean that people can't enjoy it. but when people start becoming negatively affected by it, then its time for it to just go away. No Twilight is not the first movie people got obsessed over, remember Titanic?! Can't remember how many people saw that and "gushed over" Jack and Rose! People are narsasistic and that's life!!

  • thatsgrossRulezfosho!!
    thatsgrossRulezfosho!!

    What thatsgross is trying to say is "your mama, erps!!"

  • thatsgross
    thatsgross

    why is it that every time i read another comment on here, it either doesn't make any sense, it is almost written to the tone of another person's comment, or it sounds like a 12 year old wrote it? big ups to people who leave sensible and genuinely opinionated comments (because they're rare-lol)anyway, it would seem that the people following this twilight trend are going through the ol' i don't want to be left out faze-lol. on a more serious note, with most individuals who like twilight i honestly think they like it because everyone else does. can you say "monkey see monkey do". this story reminds us that people of all ages are just taking this stuff way to far/seriously. its time to snap back into reality. this doesn't mean that people can't enjoy it. but when people start becoming negatively affected by it, then its time for it to just go away. You can't say it's time for it to go away just because ONE sicko mad man decided to go crazy, not all twilight fans are like this and twilight is not the only thing people have ever got obsessed about, i'm sure there are disturbing stories about other franchises but they are not as popularly demanded, by peopl whom might i add are not sheep i dont follow the crowd, ever heard of a little thing called free will! Why do you think there are so many people that feel the need to hate on twilight if people only like it cause everyone else does!

  • erpsRulez!!
    erpsRulez!!

    Hey, erps - your "w/e. lol." was such a good follow-up to your philosophical rant about Twilight.

  • erps
    erps

    Hey, erps - YOUR MAMA!! (is that sophisticated enough for you?) i actually was speaking about you but w/e. lol.

  • ScientologyRulez!!
    ScientologyRulez!!

    Hey, erps - YOUR MAMA!! (is that sophisticated enough for you?)

  • erps
    erps

    why is it that every time i read another comment on here, it either doesn't make any sense, it is almost written to the tone of another person's comment, or it sounds like a 12 year old wrote it? big ups to people who leave sensible and genuinely opinionated comments (because they're rare-lol) anyway, it would seem that the people following this twilight trend are going through the ol' i don't want to be left out faze-lol. on a more serious note, with most individuals who like twilight i honestly think they like it because everyone else does. can you say "monkey see monkey do". this story reminds us that people of all ages are just taking this stuff way to far/seriously. its time to snap back into reality. this doesn't mean that people can't enjoy it. but when people start becoming negatively affected by it, then its time for it to just go away.

  • ScientologyRulez!!
    ScientologyRulez!!

    That wasn't some freak - that was Tom Cruise!

  • Anna
    Anna

    I wonder why it's so hard to believe people of all ages like this series and want to see this movie? The Twilight series reminds all of us about life and what is really important, to go through life without true love would be the worst thing.