PHOTO GALLERY: Awkward Celeb Family Thanksgivings

Thanksgiving is almost here, and you know what that means: shoveling turkey through your pie-hole like it’s your last meal before the electric chair, reminding yourself that only the reddest of rednecks still use the term “Indians," and enduring a series of horribly awkward situations and conversations with your clinically dysfunctional family. 

And if you happen to be one of those people who claim to be from a sweet and loving family, then, you’re just a liar.

If you’re feeling anxious and sweaty about this upcoming Turkey Day, fear not, for Celebuzz has created a list of celebrity families whose holidays are certain to be even weirder than yours.

Take a look inside and just imagine the horribleness.

 

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  • sophie1986
    sophie1986

    Let me share with you a typical Thanksgiving at my household: It starts with my mother yelling at my sister for yelling at my grandmother who's yelling at the television screen, which happens to be the microwave. And then my militant brother Bob - formerly Babette - gives my father attitude for using the word black, even though he's referring to the turkey. Which, by the way, only got burnt because instead of turning the oven off, my bi-polar aunt Debbie tried to shove her head in it. But you know what we do? We kiss... and we hug... and we apologize for all the things we said... 'Cause a month later, we gonna get together and do it again at Christmas!

  • tatts09 the next Perez. Hilton.
    tatts09 the next Perez. Hilton.

    LMFAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahhahahahahahahhaaaaaaa! OMG! OMG! I cant stop laughing! tatts09 your comments are so funny! You should have your own gossip page! Ignore the other rude people on here who think that only their opinons are valuable,grow up and stop being jealous =)

  • dean
    dean

    si is all plastic!!! get real

  • meee x
    meee x

    god this family makes me feel sick they let miley and noah get way with dating 20 year old underwear models and making smack that videos sort it out billy ray you tw*t !?

  • Ashley Avila Glee
    Ashley Avila Glee

    @marie_em THANK YOU. finally, someone who agrees. seriously, people who hate the jonas brothers don't know what they're missing out on.

  • Ashley Avila Glee
    Ashley Avila Glee

    so she apparently says that Twilight is a "cult". WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE KNOW?? has she EVER been in a cult? i don't think so. and her father doesn't even CARE that she's a slut. i don't even think he minded the fact that his younger daughter, noah, dressed up in the sluttiest outfit for a public event possible. him and his wife are NOT fit to be parents. she deserves to be on the streets, because that's where she belongs.

  • meganleigh
    meganleigh

    What a perfetic family! I like Trace and thats about it

  • marie_em
    marie_em

    ppl lay off ....they hav their personal life and none of u can judge them .seriously get a life

  • WTF
    WTF

    i add that kevin looks SOSOSOOSOSSOOS nice, lol ! he is so hott.

  • WTF
    WTF

    i bet joe isn´t virgin, ahaha lol such a lie if they are virgin , ! haha

  • WTF
    WTF

    omg , their are so falsee, look at that make upp, that is nothher facee!!WWTTFFF, oh such a likely girl turning into a horrible monsterr, poorr family

  • LFD
    LFD

    jessica looks re f*cken tarded ! lmao for real.

  • smiles
    smiles

    woahh theres a f***ing dinosaur on the left

  • diddy:)
    diddy:)

    LOL random black man in the back! WOOO

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    F*UCK U tatts09!!! even ME that do not like miley cyrus hated you!!! could at least respect people who are her fans?? or at least make a point on saying things about her?? what up with the tatoos?? u have the same and what do u want from him?? to dress like an arabian man, covering his whole body to take a family picture, just for idiots like you not to comment it??c'mon don't u have a mirror at home??U R CO**TJERK does she respect people who are TWILIGHT fans??i guess not...btw..if you want to leave an insulting comment,please learn to speak and write ENGLISH...

  • Jennifer
    Jennifer

    Haters much? Whoever wrote this is probabaly not even remotely as handsome as Joe...so c'mon.

  • tatts09hater
    tatts09hater

    F*UCK U tatts09!!! even ME that do not like miley cyrus hated you!!! could at least respect people who are her fans?? or at least make a point on saying things about her?? what up with the tatoos?? u have the same and what do u want from him?? to dress like an arabian man, covering his whole body to take a family picture, just for idiots like you not to comment it??c'mon don't u have a mirror at home?? U R CO**T JERK

  • SHUT*THE*HELL*UP
    SHUT*THE*HELL*UP

    Why does everyone even bother? If you hate Miley so much, why are you wasting life checking her sites and every single insepid detail about her. I don't want to hear bitch responses like 'omg, I can look at whoever and do whatever...troll, troll, troll' Seriously, Miley doesn't like Twilight, and this effects your life in what way? Here's a suggestion: the next time you see her on tv, on the radio, on any site...look or turn away. Your bitch tirade will be over! YAY! Losers!

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    tatts09 you really need to get a life, you are way to obsessed or you need to get f*cking laid one. oh..and i more thing...Humans only use about 1/10 of their brain power. With you, it could be less

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    tatts09 you really need to get a life, you are way to obsessed or you need to get f*cking laid one. tsk tsk...i was wondering if i should reply to a dimwit like you..and than i thought i should..so here goes..how does writing what i wrote make me obsessed with twilight?all i said that this was the hottest family ever..that's my opinion..you do know that this is a comment section right?as for the fainting thing?THAT WAS A JOKE..ITS WHAT PEOPLE CALL HUMOUR!!and please do not ask me to get laid..this insult coming from a person who has a picture of a semi naked girl on his profile page..I'M GUESSING THAT YOUR THE ONE NOT GETTING LAID..and on a side note i just want to say...May your ears turn into arseholes and sh*t on your shoulders...

  • dahavor
    dahavor

    *faints*...(crawls back up to computer)...THIS HAS TO BE THE HOTTEST FAMILY EVER!!!...*faints again* tatts09 you really need to get a life, you are way to obsessed or you need to get f*cking laid one.

  • dahavor
    dahavor

    Slažem se ljuuudi ona je fakat r etardirana iako ju ne poznam i kaj i ovaj odopt jede slova What the hell?

  • dahavor
    dahavor

    I think all of you should get a f*cking life.

  • sasha
    sasha

    soulless for not liking miley cyrus?!! haha miley cyrus is an ugly talentless whore. she looks like a chipmunk, she lives in her own world in which she thinks she is the centre of the universe when really everyone else can see what a sad little puppet she is for disney to lure an older audience to their shows by objectifying and sexualising her. she couldn't be a worse role model for young girls. her dad is weird looking creep for letting his daughter prance around like she does

  • Ashley Avila Glee
    Ashley Avila Glee

    @obsessed the girl in the pink skirt, and the guy next to her are her step-brother and sister. i freaking hate miley cyrus. she's such an attention-seeking slut who complains about everything. she should be happy with what she has, but NO, she has to complain about everything. i'm not a big fan of twilight, but it's a good movie. what's miley's problem with it? and making fun of selena gomez and demi lovato was WAY out of line. she's a whore who needs to get a freaking life. [:

  • LAG
    LAG

    i have absolutely no idea who the girl in the pink skirt and the guy beside her with gay brown hair is? Her mom and dad had unprotected sex with other people before they met and the result: kids.

  • Lizzy loves u
    Lizzy loves u

    i have absolutely no idea who the girl in the pink skirt and the guy beside her with gay brown hair is? The girl is Brandi thats miley's older sister and the boy is Braison he's her youger brother. Brandi was on hannah montnana alot but she doesnt talk u cant really see her she's one of those side people. and Braison is in a band.

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * hahahhah TATTS09 you crack me up!!* =D

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * hahaha....nick looks good!!*

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * Lindsey has the best eyes...if I was her mom I would be so embarrassed to be with my own daughter!! I knw that sucks..*

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * Khloe looks like she's 8 foot next to her sisters!!*

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * and the retard award goes to.......Jessica Simpson!! Announcer: "So, Jess what do you have to say?!" Jessica: " i'm blonde, yayyyy!! "*

  • nicole
    nicole

    you are a knob they dont they are amazing

  • Rpattzygirl
    Rpattzygirl

    Wohooo Lovee Dat Famillyyy...xxx

  • Jen
    Jen

    I know this is really mean to say about a little kid but that little sister of hers looks like a gremlin. If I saw that kid in a dark alley I would think I'd passed out and woken up in some Harry Potter nightmare.

  • SarahthatdoesntlikeJONAS
    SarahthatdoesntlikeJONAS

    I bet they all talk about their virginity at the dinner table... haha probably! lmaoo

  • jakalalmaama
    jakalalmaama

    Rob je seksi

  • jakalamalana
    jakalamalana

    Slažem se ljuuudi ona je fakat retardirana iako ju ne poznam i kaj mi ovaj odopt jede slova

  • jalakamalana
    jalakamalana

    Ajme meni ne zna se ko je ružniji! I ko gore piva!!! CILOGA ŽIVOTA JA SAM TIJA SAMO NJU!!!!!!!! aJDE TO PROBAJ OTPIVAT MALA!!! volim se gibat gibat volim se giiiiiiibat!!! I hate her besause she is a slut!! Am i right people?!?! She sings songs only for kids and she has bad reputation for them!!! Ja te mrzim mrzim mrzim!! LIIIpaa si lipa anđeli te svite lipa si lipa nabijem te

  • tech63
    tech63

    Jasper looks like Barbie with short hair...

  • 57posts
    57posts

    Worst family of the year. Not just because of Miley but because of her douchebag dad.

  • simple14
    simple14

    she makes me sick, I feel sorry for him

  • PELPEL
    PELPEL

    I hate miley cyrus. She's such a wuss and playgirl. REASONS!!!!!

  • stiki10
    stiki10

    pozitiwe

  • green52
    green52

    she makes me sick, I feel sorry for him

  • sweet75
    sweet75

    yes

  • 83ideas
    83ideas

    femeli

  • Anonyms
    Anonyms

    Billy ray needs to shave that pubic hair aka beard off his face! And her mom looks like a snake!

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    LMFAO LIZBIZZ HILARIOUS!!

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    Eww... Megan Fox is gross....i just barfed...

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    I bet they all talk about their virginity at the dinner table...

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    Jasper looks like Barbie with short hair...

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    Ya sydsouth your right the rest of look kind of weird...but definetly not Rob!! He looks amazing like usual..

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    Most physco family of the year.

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    jessica looks re f*cken tarded ! If you haven't realized already she is a f*ckin retard

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    Worst family of the year. Not just because of Miley but because of her douchebag dad.

  • A7xfreaksyn
    A7xfreaksyn

    I hate miley cyrus. She's such a wuss and playgirl.

  • sydsouth
    sydsouth

    * the only ones who look okay in ( this )picture is Kellan & the guy who plays Carlisle, and Rob!!* =}

  • dwedwfewf
  • hahaha
    hahaha

    that was the funniest sh*t I have ever read

  • enee.
    enee.

    tatts09 and Emma, I AGREE. Finally, some people with OPEN eyes. Thank you.

  • Emma
    Emma

    Ahh I am not on any sides but Miley is truly a bitch...Maybe not because she hates twilight (Which needs too much creativity and imagination to understand it) but because all of the other things she does (Pole dancing, normal dancing and her way of dressing). If you say she's just growing up and we all went through that then you're right but we all had our parents to hold us in place. Let parents aside, who said that anyone over 20 should wear underwear and pole dance??

  • shawa
    shawa

    Hope the sister won't take after LIndsay's foolishness

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    And you must be a soulless jerk.. hmmm...it takes one to know one...who died and made you comment cop?

  • Wow
    Wow

    i have absolutely no idea who the girl in the pink skirt and the guy beside her with gay brown hair is? That would be the rest of her family who dont get much press/photos with her. One of the brothers is in a band which is pretty famous not very bit slightly his name is trace and the other im not sure but shes in a band too I think.

  • John
    John

    aww..i'm sorry..you must be a hanna montana fan.. And you must be a soulless jerk..

  • vpopadiuc87
    vpopadiuc87

    those noses were made for snorting .... coke ....

  • vpopadiuc87
    vpopadiuc87

    jessica looks re f*cken tarded !

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    would you losers get a fkn life!Leave them alone, their happy, whats it your business for? And to the person who called Miley and bitch because she hates twilight. WTF! That means half the girls who know about twilight are bitches, losers aww..i'm sorry..you must be a hanna montana fan..

  • jen
    jen

    she makes me sick, I feel sorry for him

  • jen
    jen

    would you losers get a fkn life! Leave them alone, their happy, whats it your business for? And to the person who called Miley and bitch because she hates twilight. WTF! That means half the girls who know about twilight are bitches, losers

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    oh..and here we have the twilight hating bitch and her family...oh and FYI to that dude with the sunnies and the tatts?I'VE GOT THE EQUAL AMOUNT OF TATTS AND I SURE AS HELL DON'T SHOW THEM OFF LIKE THAT IN A FAMILY PHOTO..i'm sure your little sister miley can afford to buy you and her some class..

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    How did he end up with someone that gorgeous? He must have a nice package.... i agree...he must be either sweet and caring or he might just have a huge d*ck..megan fox is just to motherf*cking hot for him...

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    *faints*...(crawls back up to computer)...THIS HAS TO BE THE HOTTEST FAMILY EVER!!!...*faints again*

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    WOOO GO CULLENS

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    i have absolutely no idea who the girl in the pink skirt and the guy beside her with gay brown hair is?

  • cc2
    cc2

    How did he end up with someone that gorgeous? He must have a nice package....

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    The Lohan ladies look so alike. Yeah, it's the whore gene. It's very strong in that family.

  • LAG
    LAG

    The Lohan ladies look so alike.