VIDEO: Twilight Fans Finally Get the Help They Need

Did Miley Cyrus, leader of the Twi-haters, put someone up to this?

Check out Funny Or Die’s latest spoof, in which they suck some ultimate Twilight fans into a “screening” of New Moon, which turns out to be a sparkly-Vampire intervention.

Please note the girls cheering after the comedian says, “the vampires will rape you in your sleep.”

Honestly, what would you do if this happened to you??