Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Are Dunzo—or Not

UPDATE: Reps for Witherspoon and Gyllenhaal are now claiming that the two are, in fact, still very much a couple. Whew; let’s hope so!

Whoever had “Thanksgiving Weekend 2009″ as the time when Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon would officially call it quits, come on down and collect your winnings.

Read on for the dirty deets….