Diddy’s Smooth Sell on Shopping Network

Raise your hands if you want to smell like Diddy!

The man of many names, currently Sean “Diddy” Combs, was pitching his Sean John line of toiletries and bath items last evening on HSN, including the remarkably popular I Am King eau de toilette (that’s stanky perfume for those of you not familiar with the Diddy scent).

The one-time gun-toting bad boy of rap music now moves among the nation’s consumer sets, hawking his robes and cologne, encouraging others to smell like Diddy and feel like a King.

Incidentally, Diddy dedicated his I Am King signature stank to Muhammad Ali, Barack Obama, and Martin Luther King Jr. Three men known primarily for their awesome smell!