Adam Lambert Wants A Bite Of Eclipse, RPattz Gets New BFF

Hey Rob Pattinson. Someone’s got their eyes on you!

In a new interview with MTV, everyone’s favorite controversial gay singer Adam Lambert exclaims that he thinks one of his songs “Suburban Decay” would be absolutely perfecto on Eclipse soundtrack!

“It’s a great song and I hope to perform it someday, and I think it will find a home, on a soundtrack or something … maybe ‘Twilight.’ It just didn’t quite fit [in my album]. It’s very theatrical. … It’s very campy, and it was just a bit too campy for the album as a big picture.”

He goes on to tickle some interest in the song, cooing “Hey, ‘Eclipse’ … Want my song? It’s kind of about vampires,” and yep, “bloodlust.”

We kinda dig it. And, yep, we think RPattz and Lammy would totes get along.

Can’t you picture it?

….Rob would whisper something in Lambert’s ear along the lines of “If i turn you, you would sparkle naturally, hence cut down the thousands of $$ per month spent on glitter,” as the two bonded over their love of hair gel and booze…

….Adam in turn, would attempt to rub Rob’s face in his crotch at the perfect picture opportunity, turning both Twi-hards and Twi-moms off, solving all of the poor boy’s problems and allowing him to finally roam the streets dirty and unshaven…

What do you think would happen if the two met?