Humpday Humping: Are They or Aren't They?

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In Celebuzz's never-ending attempt to get you around, over, under and inside the pants of the celebrities we cover, each Wednesday, endearingly termed "humpday," we'll be bringing you our best guess as to who may be humping who, just below the radar of your less voyeuristic media outlets.

 

» AVRIL LAVIGNE and WILMER VALDERRAMA

C'mon, the dresses with sneakers. She's cute as a button. And, he's, well, he's got residual checks coming in from That '70s Show. She's a pretty punker. He's a goofy poofster.  They've been spotted all over Los Angeles holding hands and giggling like two kids who just might be humping.

In my speculative and reckless opinion, oh, yes, these two got it going on.

Verdict: Humping

 

» ADAM BRODY and DIANNA AGRON

He, currently filming The Romantics in New York.  She, of the hit new show, Glee. According to OK! Magazine, the pair were seen at a Starbucks together!  Have you ever been to a Starbucks with somebody you weren't humping?

Verdict:  Humping

 

» ELIJAH WOOD and DIANNA AGRON

He, currently filming "The Romantics" in New York.  She, of the hit new show....hang on.  This sounds familiar.  Ok.  OK! Magazine is now reporting that Dianna's feeding Elijah yougurt on the film set. OK! may have an insider on the film set, but we have a deep insider knowledge of all things humping, and, nobody is currently humping Elijah Wood.

Verdict: Just flirting

 

» RIHANNA and THAT DUDE FROM THE NEW 90210

Yep, him. He pretends to be in high school. She pretends she can sing. This is a match made in media Heaven. Still, I'm sensing a "divert attention from Chris Brown and show that Rihanna's moving on with her love life with a cute and seemingly sweet boy this time" public relations strategy here.

Verdict: Maybe some light texting for appearances.

 

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  • SunshiningTC
    SunshiningTC

    OH cruel life: STALK this little...hummm or not STALK... BUT this DAM THING doesn't leave me alone...SO NO WAY Michael Lohan come to give me advices...maybe some of Lindy would be good?!