Jessica Simpson Should Only Wear Purple Snuggies From Now On (PHOTOS)

OK, so this is technically a Snuggie-esque sweater, but STILL! Has there ever been a combination of woman and cloth quite so perfect as Jessica Simpson in what looks like a giant purple Snuggie? This should just be her uniform, forever, because she’s finally managed to nail the “cartoonish sexuality” look she’s been going for all these years.

She looks like Barney after he moved to Hollywood, had a bunch of work done, hired a team of stylists and started going out for reality shows about dating Ray J or whatever.

I just wish we could do a fun sing-along with Jess about how much we love what she’s doing here.