Spot Check: Is Halle Berry's Fang Bangin'? (PHOTOS)
Halle Berry recently stepped out in this little fanged-smiley number that I find confounding, fashion-wise. Should we love or hate this? Let's do a spot check and break it all down.
For one, that "Friendly Vampire" smiley thing seems a little too happy... like freakishly happy, as if he just took a Twilight-sized bite out of Kristen Stewart and she tasted like caramel. Also there's the small issue of that loincloth thing she has draped around her waist (or perhaps there was a mix up on laundry day and she mistakenly grabbed her boyfriend's cut-off denim shorts). Either way, it's a big no-Nosferatu.
Now on the other hand, those tall black boots are almost single-bootedly saving this whole look. They make me want to spend a month eating only Ramen, forgoing all forms of entertainment and living beneath the freeway overpass so I can save enough pennies to enhance my own legs with a pair of those bad boys.
So does she pass your fashion test? Let us know in the comments below.