Tiger Woods' Wife Was Rescuing the Hell Out of Him (PHOTOS)

In his mealy-mouthed apology for his alleged "transgressions" and "sins" this morning, Woods denounced the "utterly false and malicious" rumors that his wife, Elin Nordegren, had engaged in "physical violence" during last Friday's early-morning car crash at their Florida home.

But then a few minutes later, the Florida Highway Patrol released these photos of Woods' wrecked Escalade. Can't you just feel the love, grace and support flowing from that shattered back window?

According to the official line, Nordegren had smashed open the window with one of Woods' golf clubs in a frantic effort to free her trapped husband from the car—and totally not because she was infuriated with him for probably screwing around on her with a Los Angeles cocktail waitress and God knows how many others.

Apparently, they don't believe in spare car keys in the Woods household—just love and support, doled out the old-fashioned way: with the business end of a one-wood right through the window.

Click through the photo gallery for yourselves to experience domestic bliss, Tiger Woods-style.

 

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    Curso de Photoshop

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    cümle çeviri

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  • stephanie
    stephanie

    god bless you.

  • stephnie
    stephnie

    tiger just put god first in anything you do.he will take care of everything you are facing rigth now. be born again.god bless you.

  • Cheetah is an Idiot
    Cheetah is an Idiot

    Any pictures of the teeth she knocked out? She should have gone for the balls!

  • MikeT
    MikeT

    Not commenting on the morality of Tiger Woods but do find it very, very interesting how so many women think it's totally acceptable for his wife to beat him w/a golf club. If the situation were reversed, how many jokes would be tolerated about him beating HER? Regardless of Tiger's adultery, his wife has NO right to physically abuse him. The police should call her on it but apparently, Tiger is protecting her from all that. Maybe that'll score him some points with her. But just think about it.........a man beating a woman for any reason is cause to lynch him by the majority of females, but if the situation is reversed "she's my kind of girl?" See, there are plenty of double standards that men have to live with. In the end, domestic violence is wrong for any & ALL reasons for BOTH husbands & wives.

  • Ray
    Ray

    If what has been reported is true, Tiger you should definitely have a mental evaluation. Those alleged affairs, are and should not be compared. This is a classic example of thinking with the wrong "head".

  • Sparrow
    Sparrow

    She's my kind of girl.

  • kyuubi
    kyuubi

    Talk about road rage!

 
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