A Guide To The Pete Doherty Diet (PHOTOS)

When you look at Pete Doherty, you’re probably wondering, “What are the secrets to this man’s visible sense of health, fitness and personal well-being?” Well, thanks to this recent set of paparazzi photos, Pete’s secrets are laid bare for all to behold! And here they are:

1. Sustain yourself with a diet based entirely around breaded and fried Berlin sausages.

2. Wash it all down with cigarettes and Port dessert wine, drank straight from the bottle.

3. Stand near a heater, slobber all over yourself, and always maintain the general appearance of being a wasted, homeless mess.

4. Just keep repeating these steps until you finally get arrested or die.

Click through our photo gallery for the complete visual guide to the Doherty diet!

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