Does This Miley Cyrus Doll Have a Filthy Mouth? (VIDEO)
Hate Miley Cyrus? Love trailer trash? Or a combo of both? Sure ya do!
Well in the news report below, a Jacksonville, Florida woman shares a horrifying story about how her poor innocent daughter’s Miley Cyrus doll nearly ruined the holidays by dropping F-bombs like Billy Ray when Miley doesn’t give him his money.
That cute little Hannah Montana Christmas doll? Yeah, well it might have a mouth like a drunken sailor who suffers from Tourette’s syndrome, because, according to this lady who is clearly right about most things, it teaches 3-year-old children to say “f*cking pie.” And, who knows: it might even have the potential to get them pregnant!
Anyways, here’s how the mom explains the ways in which this doll is endangering the fine example she’s worked so hard to set for her children:
“I said, ‘Where did you learn that’, and she said ‘the baby’. I think it’s supposed to actually be some “rockin’ fun. But it don’t come out saying “rockin’ fun.”
The actual lyrics?
“…later we’ll have some pumpkin pie and we’ll do some caroling.”
Ummmm….. We’re not experts in the ancient language of talking Miley Cyrus dolls, but that seems fairly harmless.
“There’s no question, none at all, it’s plainly clear,” the mad mom continues. “How could they put this on the shelf?”
We’re guessing the daughter was sent to bed without dessert.
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