Tiger Woods’ Shameful Voicemails Get The Slow-Jam Remix (VIDEO)

What’s better than wallowing in the big, sloppy mess that Tiger Woods’ personal life has become?

Wallowing in that big, sloppy mess accompanied by a killer groove!

We simply can’t thank the good folks at Half Day Today enough for creating the “Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix,” in which the golf legend’s plea to alleged mistress Jaimee Grubbs to keep things on the downlow gets the sweet, seductive soundtrack it so richly deserves.

Turn the lights down, light some scented candles, and let the musical schadenfreude begin!